48-Internal views of Captain Hammer; the not squishy or gross kind
[Video Post]
And here we have the very impressive Captain Hammer. Thank you for speaking with me, Captain.
Oh, please. You can call me Hammer.
Oh, well, alright. Hammer. Is that your real name?
Oh, it's real. Real enough to be feared by the villains that have enough sense.
And those that don't have enough?
They learn soon enough.
Ah-hah, yes. So, you are definitely a superhero? Tell us about that. What can you do?
I am indeed! I have the powers of super-strength, and all that which comes with it. Of course, I prefer to call it strength- and that's just super. [He laughs heartily, and is joined by the interviewer a little bit.]
That's pretty impressive, all the same! You must be able to do some pretty amazing things with it.
You know, Justin-
Jason.
Of course. You know, Jason, I get that a lot. And every time, I just say, "Thank you, you're absolutely right, but I am but one terrific person. It's the public that really helps in the long-run. I just take care of the trash. Help tidy up some of the bigger-picture things that are around."
Well that's certainly a new attitude to it all.
Allow me to finish. "I am the mover of furniture to your polish. I, the splendid book cover, keeping in the ink-laden pages of information, you, the pages that are written on. You plant the seeds of life in your help, and I cut them with a lawnmower."
Uh, that's very- well maybe we can cut some of that out later- you're in the City now. So, that's very new for you, isn't it? Can you tell us your favorite part about being in the City?
[His smile freezes] Well, the wonderful people that I've met and befriended, of course.
Mhmm. Anything else?
[The smile stays frozen, and right as you think you can make it out to be falling into an angry sneer, the camera stops taping.]
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[Text Post]
I can't imagine what happened, all of a sudden he said he had another appointment and rushed off like the dickens! Oh well, another time, perhaps.
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[OoC: Blue=interviewer, normal text=Hammer.]
And here we have the very impressive Captain Hammer. Thank you for speaking with me, Captain.
Oh, please. You can call me Hammer.
Oh, well, alright. Hammer. Is that your real name?
Oh, it's real. Real enough to be feared by the villains that have enough sense.
And those that don't have enough?
They learn soon enough.
Ah-hah, yes. So, you are definitely a superhero? Tell us about that. What can you do?
I am indeed! I have the powers of super-strength, and all that which comes with it. Of course, I prefer to call it strength- and that's just super. [He laughs heartily, and is joined by the interviewer a little bit.]
That's pretty impressive, all the same! You must be able to do some pretty amazing things with it.
You know, Justin-
Jason.
Of course. You know, Jason, I get that a lot. And every time, I just say, "Thank you, you're absolutely right, but I am but one terrific person. It's the public that really helps in the long-run. I just take care of the trash. Help tidy up some of the bigger-picture things that are around."
Well that's certainly a new attitude to it all.
Allow me to finish. "I am the mover of furniture to your polish. I, the splendid book cover, keeping in the ink-laden pages of information, you, the pages that are written on. You plant the seeds of life in your help, and I cut them with a lawnmower."
Uh, that's very- well maybe we can cut some of that out later- you're in the City now. So, that's very new for you, isn't it? Can you tell us your favorite part about being in the City?
[His smile freezes] Well, the wonderful people that I've met and befriended, of course.
Mhmm. Anything else?
[The smile stays frozen, and right as you think you can make it out to be falling into an angry sneer, the camera stops taping.]
[/Video Post]
[Text Post]
I can't imagine what happened, all of a sudden he said he had another appointment and rushed off like the dickens! Oh well, another time, perhaps.
[/Text Post]
[OoC: Blue=interviewer, normal text=Hammer.]