50-Close, yet nowhere near any kind of yellow phallic fruit

[horrible_protag]

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[He is looking a little more disheveled than usual, more tired and unhappy. Until he focuses the camera on him, then behind him, to a (once) beautiful Santa Monica scene. And he grins.]

Well, well. It looks like that message about collecting items is working. Only two days and already I'm back home. Obviously not home home, as I

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[servessithis]

[By Sithis, this man is like some overzealous Legion guard or Fighter's Guild member.]

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[servessithis]

I must say, I have only seen the brave and very foolish attempt to fight a zombie with only their hands.

[horrible_protag]

I do not intend on going by hand the rest of the day, this one merely took me off-guard.

[servessithis]

My only advice is, try not to contract Rockjoint or Brown Rot. That would be most hindering.