28-Today the hammer is decidedly not my penis.

[horrible_protag]

[Video Post]

When the camera turns on, there is just a hammer lying in the line of sight. Is that Captain Hammer? No, because a few seconds later he appears on-screen absolutely covered in hammers. Plastic, metal and wood, mechanical, even inflatable. "This, is not amusing."

Comments

[sword_boy]

Didn't have the luck to become military-grade I see...

1/2

[horrible_protag]

[brb picturing hammers in little captains' uniforms]

[horrible_protag]

Perhaps it is because I was never actually in the military.

[sword_boy]

...but your name is Captain Hammer, so you could have become military grade today if the current belief about this curse being a curse about names is true...

...and if that is true, then you have serious amounts of false advertising going on. I'm surprised that the military hasn't sued you yet for impersonating a soldier!

[hidesinrestroom]

... Need some help getting rid of those?

[horrible_protag]

I am perfectly fine taking care of them myself, thank you.

[hidesinrestroom]

Tsk.. you're no fun.

[horrible_protag]

That would decidedly be the point. Are you affected today?

[disregard_death]

...I'm thankin god that my name is Keats.

[horrible_protag]

You are not cursed, I take it?

[disregard_death]

For once luck is with me.

[horrible_protag]

Perhaps.