Comments | horrible_protag: 29-PSA: thievery is for thieves. And hypocrites.

horrible_protag

29-PSA: thievery is for thieves. And hypocrites.

Apr 30, 2010 17:02

[Video Post]Hammer is standing in front of the camera, and you can practically see the invisible podium from the stance he's in. "Citizens, a word, if you will. There is a lot of thievery going on today, and I, for one, won't take it. I understand that people get jealous sometimes, but that's no reason to go out and rob a person ( Read more... )

still doesn't know city!law, hidesinrestroom, dreadedlethe, disregard_death, bonescientist, spring cleaning, public service announcement, making this up as he goes along, pay no attention to the degree behind th, curse-affected?, actually needs tiny cue cards

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[ video ] dreadedlethe April 30 2010, 21:09:25 UTC

S-soul?! How does it steal your soul?!

[ video ] horrible_protag May 3 2010, 07:11:49 UTC

Well, it's very simple, really, it- How old are you?

hidesinrestroom April 30 2010, 23:26:30 UTC

... What.

horrible_protag May 3 2010, 07:11:02 UTC

Do you need help with understanding some of this, Major?

hidesinrestroom May 3 2010, 11:54:28 UTC

No.

voice; bonescientist May 1 2010, 10:01:19 UTC

...How do you figure one's soul is tied to their inanimate objects? I'm genuinely curious about your hypothesis on this.

voice; horrible_protag May 3 2010, 07:09:47 UTC

Well, you see, if someone buys, say, a really nice car, and then some vandal steals it from you, all that effort that you put into it, with its cool designs, and perfectly matched colors and top-notch horse-powered engine, will have gone. And with it, that effort becomes a melted puddle of disachievement, and your soul goes with it. Of course, he got what was coming to him, stealing my car like that.

[OoC: I am snerking so hard; eee, Bones.]

voice; bonescientist May 3 2010, 07:28:33 UTC

That... is not only a convoluted statement, it's also incorrect. If someone steals your car, it's certainly a financial loss as well as a practical hindrance - additionally, such a theft may possibly weaken one's social standing among their peers depending on if the car is extravagant enough to be considered a status symbol, but... a soul is a purely metaphorical construct.

[ooc: Lol! He almost made her speechless: good job!]

disregard_death May 2 2010, 04:25:24 UTC

(ooc: Words cannot express how much I adore your Captain Hammer right now)

Ah... Hammer? It's a curse, laddie.

horrible_protag May 3 2010, 07:03:54 UTC

[OoC: orz, thank you~! Admittedly that bit with the soul is probably the best and most IC thing I've done with him in a while, if not ever.]

A curse? Well, it might be possible, but what sort of curse makes people steal like this, eh, Keats?

disregard_death May 3 2010, 15:06:36 UTC

[There is a long, long pause.]

I postulate that the city itself may be what took our things from our homes, Hammer.