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horrible_protag

34-Needs more hot ladies, needs less yaoi-fans

Jul 11, 2010 00:14

A curse that I can say I have experienced more than once before. Although not everything is as normal as usual. I've had more than a few visitors asking me about some of my more personal life. Things that aren't true about my preferences. And I shall say that it is no business of yours what women I do what with. And what I definitely do not do or ( Read more... )

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and_immortality July 11 2010, 04:26:30 UTC

hOw's iT gOIng, yOu sON oF a bITcH?

FFFF. D: This is sort of sad. But LEAVE HIS MOTHER OUT OF THIS. horrible_protag July 11 2010, 15:57:40 UTC

[On the one hand, very creepy, suspicious, angry-sounding, hooded creature. On the other hand, 'how's it going' is the best question he's been asked all day.]

Well enough, I suppose. Is there something I can assist you with?

That was a very friendly "you son of a bitch", I'll have you know and_immortality July 11 2010, 16:27:47 UTC

[And not just creepy, suspicious, and angry-sounding, but one whose voice howls with the wails of dying kittens and whose face, should Hammer catch a glimpse of it, will look like the deepest, darkest horrors from his worst nightmares.

And he's drinking a Coke.]

nAh, i jUSt feLT lIKe sAyINg hI. i'VE hEarD a lOT aBoUT yOu, hAMmEr.

Fine, then his mother can stay, but wtf about the kittens? Death LIKES cats. horrible_protag July 11 2010, 20:58:52 UTC

Ah! Well hello, then. And I'm not surprised. I'm quite famous, you know.

Are you from somewhere else? You sound a little- foreign.

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disregard_death July 11 2010, 04:54:03 UTC

It's going to be one a them days, Laddie. Batten down the hatches.

horrible_protag July 11 2010, 16:07:03 UTC

Yes, I know. I'm thinking that it would be best to stay inside today, perhaps.

silvernaofficer July 11 2010, 05:30:00 UTC

I would tap that. No lie.

horrible_protag July 11 2010, 16:09:52 UTC

Oh? Well, that's a little rushed, isn't it? I don't even know your name, or what sorts of things you . . . enjoy.

foxypriestess July 11 2010, 06:00:18 UTC

But you can learn a lot about someone by asking about their personal life.

horrible_protag July 11 2010, 16:11:22 UTC

Well that may be true, but there's a limit, wouldn't you day?

foxypriestess July 12 2010, 03:32:16 UTC

Maybe...

horrible_protag July 13 2010, 02:42:59 UTC

I don't believe I caught your name. Mine is Captain Hammer.

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hatedbyfanboys July 11 2010, 07:00:45 UTC

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1/2 horrible_protag July 11 2010, 16:11:42 UTC

You-

horrible_protag July 11 2010, 16:12:06 UTC

Oh, wait. Raiden, wasn't it?

hatedbyfanboys July 12 2010, 03:34:08 UTC

Yeah. I, uh, finally know about the twin you're talking about.

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