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Best Survey EVER
Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name? Karen
1.Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.
(lmao!)
2) Your age? 27
the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)
you and i have been through that
and this is NOT our fate
3) One of your friends? Tressa
Slang for a very gorgeous or hot girl. Originated in the South due to the famous celebrity known as Tressa Schmick who is well known for her poetry, family status, hair, and brilliant blue eyes.
That girl is so Tressa. or She so Tressa.
4) What should you be doing? Piercing
Surgical decoration of the body, esp. the ears, nostrils, eyebrows and navel; sometimes the tongue, nipples, or genitalia. Considered attractive by some, disgusting by others
At my elementary school, they frowned on navel-piercing until the principal had it done.
5) Favorite color? Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
6) Hometown? HAMILTON ONTARIO
The "Steel City" of Canada located in southern, Ontario. Hamiton's poulation is approx. 500,000 people. Hamilton is split in two between the downton core and the more suburban mountain. The mountain is actually the 300 foot Niagara Escarpment.
Some areas of Hamilton are nice like Westdale and McMaster University, Hess Street, Dundas and the Dundas Valley, and Ancaster. However, the north end of Hamilton is vile and horrific.
The north end is home to two of Canada's largest steel works (Stelco and Dofasco). The revolting brown, crumbling mass of factories, slag heaps, and smog turns the image of Hamilton into a city that is a shithole that isn't fit for human habitation.
Hamiltonians also have an inferiority complex next to its larger neighbour, Toronto. However, Hamitonians know that by risking higher rates of cancer, deformed children, and the awful eggy-smell due to the steel works, the rent and quality of life is great.
He likes to have sex with furry animals, he must be from Hamilton.
Criminals from Toronto are exiled to Hamilton.
OMG lol
7) Month of your birthday? October
NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!
- what day is it?
- ...october...
(Yes, that is what it said for October...lol)
8) Last person you talked to? Josh
Someone who cracks jokes and roasts on people for fun. Someone who will stop whatever they are doing to make fun of somebody.
Man, that new kid Todd, he's a big josh, he's always making fun of somebody.
9) Where are you right now? freezing
1) An expression someone uses when they are cold...very very cold.
2) Cooling an item to the point of freezing.
1) I'm fuckin' freezing!
2) Where's the turkey? Oh yeah, it's freezing in the freezer.
10) Your nickname? Barebear
eric has homosexual tendencies
eric humping ed
Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.
1) Your name? Karen
1.Karen is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves Karen.
If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Karen.
(lmao!)
2) Your age? 27
the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)
you and i have been through that
and this is NOT our fate
3) One of your friends? Tressa
Slang for a very gorgeous or hot girl. Originated in the South due to the famous celebrity known as Tressa Schmick who is well known for her poetry, family status, hair, and brilliant blue eyes.
That girl is so Tressa. or She so Tressa.
4) What should you be doing? Piercing
Surgical decoration of the body, esp. the ears, nostrils, eyebrows and navel; sometimes the tongue, nipples, or genitalia. Considered attractive by some, disgusting by others
At my elementary school, they frowned on navel-piercing until the principal had it done.
5) Favorite color? Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
6) Hometown? HAMILTON ONTARIO
The "Steel City" of Canada located in southern, Ontario. Hamiton's poulation is approx. 500,000 people. Hamilton is split in two between the downton core and the more suburban mountain. The mountain is actually the 300 foot Niagara Escarpment.
Some areas of Hamilton are nice like Westdale and McMaster University, Hess Street, Dundas and the Dundas Valley, and Ancaster. However, the north end of Hamilton is vile and horrific.
The north end is home to two of Canada's largest steel works (Stelco and Dofasco). The revolting brown, crumbling mass of factories, slag heaps, and smog turns the image of Hamilton into a city that is a shithole that isn't fit for human habitation.
Hamiltonians also have an inferiority complex next to its larger neighbour, Toronto. However, Hamitonians know that by risking higher rates of cancer, deformed children, and the awful eggy-smell due to the steel works, the rent and quality of life is great.
He likes to have sex with furry animals, he must be from Hamilton.
Criminals from Toronto are exiled to Hamilton.
OMG lol
7) Month of your birthday? October
NUDY MAGAZINE DAY!
- what day is it?
- ...october...
(Yes, that is what it said for October...lol)
8) Last person you talked to? Josh
Someone who cracks jokes and roasts on people for fun. Someone who will stop whatever they are doing to make fun of somebody.
Man, that new kid Todd, he's a big josh, he's always making fun of somebody.
9) Where are you right now? freezing
1) An expression someone uses when they are cold...very very cold.
2) Cooling an item to the point of freezing.
1) I'm fuckin' freezing!
2) Where's the turkey? Oh yeah, it's freezing in the freezer.
10) Your nickname? Barebear
eric has homosexual tendencies
eric humping ed