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wow...
Mid-sentence, she coughs and says, "Wow, I just snorted some liquid in my throat."
some things... just shouldn't be shared.
"Are you journaling me, again!! I'm telling you, I almost just choked... on nasal fluid."
Silence... hit 'update journal' -
Nuttin...
just wanted to use my fun new user pic =)) -
it's a lovely day for metaphors...
Life is like a roller coaster, it's fast, exciting, nerve wracking, dangerous, fun and maybe you shouldn't have eaten that taco before the ride because now you're a little nauseous, but still grinning. Just remember, no matter how many time you enjoy the thrill, get back in line, and scream while smiling, eventually, the amusement park closes. -
Irony
When the vehicle in front of you is going 30 in a 55 and its specialized license plate says BEZERKR. Only thing that would have been better would have been SPEEDY... -
Chivalry is dead, common sense has been forgotten,
and courtesy has gone the way of the dodo! At least on lakes it's true. If any of you have small children and take them fishing, or boating in general, please point out these unwritten rules to them and pound them home at an early age so they don't grow up to be the ingrates that I threatened to bludgeon with oars, anchors and their own amputated ( Read more... ) -
yadda yadda...
What ever happened to those early morning rants? What happened to pre-coffee babble and incoherent half sentences? Oh...wait, this isn't because someone called her short or pointed at any particular body parts and said, "pretty"... Oh no, this is supposedly all MY fault ( Read more... ) -
Hump Day...
or is that lump day? I'll take two please--in the coffee, not on the head. What a damn day. 'Scuse me while I become one with the couch...
oh yeah, and a ( stupid meme ) -
pirate!
yo ho, yo ho... and really bad eggs. i LOVED it =))) great fun, good sequel, and set up for the third one... now if i could just convince the hubby to wear the pirate outfit ;>
Your Pirate Name Is...
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