cock envy. sehun/kai. one.

[horse_exobooks]

name: cock envy
rate: positively full of cock
k-i-s-s-i-n-g: sehun/kai (nerdtp)
this is about: Jongin is jealous of all those cocks Sehun has, especially since Jongin’s the one that brought them home.
Or, conversely:
Sehun never thought he’d have this problem.
counting the words: 21.6k
doodles: Apple Bottom jeans and boots with the fur.

Comments

[atomickitten03]

i am so excited to start this i had been saving it for after i finished a big project for uni and i did and this is my reward

“Man, vet school turned you into such a bleeding heart.” THIS ALREADY STARTED FANTASTICALLY VEY!JONGIN BLESS

Jongdae’s phone goes off, Shakira’s “She Wolf” blasting through the kitchen I HAD TO PUT DOWN MY TEA

“have you guys fucked yet?” in which baekhyun is me

Not like he was planning on dating anyone anyway. Too much work. You have to go out. And see them. And pretend to care about their life and stuff. relatable

“It was raining!” Jongin yells plaintively ME

watching Jongin stroke a chick’s head with the back of his index finger. Jongin is so gentle with animals. im in tears

Sehun’s facial muscles try to trick him into smiling but he holds out. you have managed to summarize sehun into one sentence i am very impressed

That’s what Sehun did for every single member of his graduating class in high school i have found out i might be sehun in disguise

He doesn’t bother with socks, because ew yup, thats

[atomickitten03]

Jongin has a lot of ideas about what friends are for. Unfortunately, they sometimes don’t match up to what his subconscious thinks Sehun is for, like sex and kissing on the mouth and holding hands, so Jongin is trying to work on that. He’s actually been trying to work on it for about ten years, but Kris, Jongin’s “freelance artist” friend, is always saying life is a constant process of finding yourself, so Jongin has been living with hope that he’ll find the self that doesn’t want to know what Sehun’s mouth would feel like around his dick sometime soon. this whole paragraph is majestic i want to get it tattoeed all over my back

clueless jongin is my favorite jongin

Jongin goes very quiet all of a sudden, before he mumbles, “I haven’t.” he is such a smol precious ray of sunshine

someone as devastatingly beautiful as Jongin pretty sure i use this phrase in some form every single day of my life

ill keep commenting on, like, every part. i cant believe i surpassed the character limit i am so sorry

[ext_5423989]

Hi ^^
I love this story so much!! 😍
Can i translate it to another language , please??! 🥺🤧❤