7-up
7-Up is the creepiest of all soft drinks. i get such a nerdy, petaphile vibe from it and anyone who drinks it. seriously, who drinks 7-up? no one ever offers you a 7-Up when you go to their house. the only time 7-Up is ok is when you're sick and your mom brings you 7-Up. thats it. my friend Rod has this really nerdy, creepy english professor who always has a can of 7-Up on his tesk. what the fuck? if you ever have any doubts about someone being a psycho pervert or a petaphile, find out if the drink 7-Up or not. if they do, call the police, they'll know what to do.
