Today I got a thorough (no pun intended) washdown continuing the inevitable praxis following a show season. Karen always knows where to scratch me, I've always had a weakness for her porcealin contrectation. Cloppity clop. Sometimes I wish Karen were a horse. She's always so nice to me, and I think she'd look beautiful as an incandescent Appaloosa ( Read more... )

There are times in my life when I feel like I could give the very essence of my soul in order to consume anything but oats and barley. Cloppity clop. A little molichaff never hurt anyone. Last night Karen let me stay out in the field because I've been repressed in the trailer while we were out for so long. Cloppity. I don't really get to sleep ( Read more... )

Had a pretty long show season recently, I know it's been a good while since last I wrote. Not that anyone reads this anyway because I'm a damn HORSE... I'm sorry. It's just that all of my feelings came to a head over these last few shows. I spent almost the entire time in archaic devices called blinders as if they were *trying* to be overtly ( Read more... )

I found a guitar today leaning against a post by the racing track. Clop clop. I went over there and tried to work out a song idea I had using a Sunny Day Real Estate riff, but I ended up smashing it into little pieces. Karen was mad at me.

Not much to say today. Not much to say anyday. I think that's part of the problem. All I do is live my life here in the stable. Wednesdays, Fridays, and the weekends I do show training and jumping. It's like that song by The Gloria Record where he talks about not wanting to be alone at thirty-five and how most humans spend their a good deal of ( Read more... )

I'm not sure who all will be reading this as I'm new to the 'net scene, and I'm not sure if I'm writing it for them or myself. Clop clop clop. I just hope I can use this to get out some of my frustrations of being a horse in a human world. They don't understand me, and I have no one to talk to here at the barn. Sometimes I lay awake at night ( Read more... )