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[horvillemayor]

[This wakeup isn't like most others you've had here, Mayfield

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[myblimpisbigger]

[ALL OF HIS RAGE.

Have a chair, Lucrezia, coming straight for your face. Klaus is not even in the mood for banter right now. He is just going to throw ALL OF THE THINGS until you either go away or are dead.]

[horvillemayor]

[Hey if she's dead she's just gonna come right back.

And this is when Lucrezia scampers to the side, away from the window and rolls her eyes]

You're acting quite irrationally. I haven't even done anything. [Yet.]

Is this the thanks I get for making you waffles?

[myblimpisbigger]

You are a TERRIBLE COOK and you most definitely HAVE done something! You've done EVERYTHING!

[And everyone, amirite? But no really. You are not off the hook for destroying his country, marrying his best friend and probably killing him ('disappeared' my FOOT), and being a huge whore.

OTHER CHAIR AHOY]

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[horvillemayor]

Well, besides that. Details.

[But at least she gave you one last night of awesome hot sex before shipping you off, amirite?

That chair manages to catch her shoulder though when she moves to dodge, knocking her back on her ass] Oof...!

[She scowls and climbs to her feet storming back up to the house] YOU HIT ME WITH THE CHAIR. THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A BRUISE! I'M GOING TO-

[worstvikingever]

[Oh gods all he wanted was some breakfast and instead there's a naked lady in the kitchen he didn't ask for any of this whyyyy

So this is Hiccup, doing his best to very unsneakily sneak away from the house.

Maybe no one will notice.]

[horvillemayor]

[Hey Hiccup, that's a steak knife suddenly embedded in the wall near you. You might wanna hold tight. Lucrezia doesn't even look up]

And who are you supposed to be?

[worstvikingever]

[OHGODSOHGODS THERE'S A KNIFE IN THE WALL HE IS FREEZING IN PLACE RIGHT NOW.]

H-hiccup!

[buildstherobots]

[...There's a naked woman in Klaus's yard.

What the fuck.

Dist just... well, kind of blinks, his chair bobbing gently up and down in the air as it floats. What else can he do?]

...They're going to drone you if you don't put pants on.

[There really is nothing else to say, is there?]

FFFUUU HTML

[horvillemayor]

Well I would put something on, except a certain someone threw me out the window and is being so stubborn about letting me back in.

[She turns on him, all sultry smile half-lidded eyes] I don't suppose you could help me, could you~?

SOMETIMES IT TRICKS YOU

[buildstherobots]

[...Oh, Lucrezia. So close, yet so very far.

Dist blinks a bit, then looks over her shoulder at the house.]

Me? No, I don't think he'll listen to me.