backpost to yesterday derp

[horvillemayor]

[Well, this has been eventful. Lucrezia is bored as all get out-- it sucks having all these ideas in your head but not having any place to really, well, put them. And yes, she still blames Klaus for her missing spark, and it's this frustration of being unable to work that sends her to the phonesI hate this place! This stupid little town, these

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[myblimpisbigger]

[Oh my god Lucrezia he does not have time for your herpery! Can you not see this package he just got in the mail which he is totes going to open? Your craycrayness will have to wait.]

My plans for you were more along the lines of locking you in the closet until you shut up, actually.

[horvillemayor]

[FUCK YO MAIL.

Lucrezia moves to drape her arms OH-SO LOVINGLY around him.] I should've known you'd be into things like that, dear~

[She looks to the package]

...Who would send anything to you?

[myblimpisbigger]

[Klaus pushes at her impatiently. Omg Lu get off him you are going to taint him with your slutgerms.]

I am into nothing involving you. If you could please leave me alone I'd be very much obliged.

[Meaning he won't punch you in the face and/or throw you out the window.]

As to the package, I assume it's from the town. It does this sometimes.

[horvillemayor]

[god, calm yo tits klaus.

Lucrezia lets him go though, curiosity over the box overriding her need to bother the ever living fuck out of Klaus]

Well, what is it? Is it ticking? [Because she's getting the hell out of here if it is]

[alexanderofny]

[You see that face, Lucrezia?

That's totally the face Adrian has as he listens to your whining over the phone.]

I wasn't aware that playing call-in therapist was part of the job description for being here.

[horvillemayor]

You didn't like hearing my voice?

[alexanderofny]

I don't think you understand that your predicament here is more or less universal.