The moon is not in the 7th house, and Jupiter is not aligned with Mars. This is just a bad Karma week for me. Its hard to tell a blind date that you have an insane mother.
Re: DatingzorbtrautsDecember 17 2003, 02:23:29 UTC
Actually, if you are wanting to get rid of him, it should be easy.
Tell him, then stare intently off into space over his left shoulder, slowly spelling out his name out loud (misspell it for extra points), and muse upon whether it is a genetic thing.
Continue staring while you silently count to 100.
When youn are done, if he is still there, ask him if he works for the CIA, because both of your ex-husbands did. No, they didn't tell you. They weren't allowed.
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Its hard to tell a blind date that you have an insane mother.
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Tell him, then stare intently off into space over his left shoulder, slowly spelling out his name out loud (misspell it for extra points), and muse upon whether it is a genetic thing.
Continue staring while you silently count to 100.
When youn are done, if he is still there, ask him if he works for the CIA, because both of your ex-husbands did. No, they didn't tell you. They weren't allowed.
...but you knew.
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