Muse Playground - Love Quote
Contains spoilers for episode # 54- Guess What's Coming to Dinner?
65. Cuando amor no es locura, no es amor.
(When love is not madness, it is not love.)
-Spanish Proverb
She was level 14 bad mojo, a whole crockpot of it hidden inside a possessed croquet ball. I felt her from across Endsville. The proboscometer said she was either a tricky pixie or a sea hag, a gorgeous sea hag. Her readings were off the charts and she was a temptress. By Thor’s banjo she was the evil source of all chaos. I had to capture her even when she threatened to banish me. I’ve had worse.
I had to keep my eye on Eris and her little golden apple of evil. There was a mission to be completed. The perfect cover, Eris and I were to be Billy’s parents for a meeting. She was a slinky little weasel looking to cause trouble.
Good golly she hit the principal with a trout. Definitely up to no good. Later I was telling my story of the twelve foot tall zombie poop elves when Mr. Good-Good-Bad Hair when he started stepping in my corn flakes. That’s when she came with the food and hit him in the face. Definitely an evil witch but she was looking out for my good reputation.
That’s when Mr. Good toaster informed us Billy had a negative 5 and meant no academy. There’s nothing wrong with -5 and I had to tell him that hunting bloodthirsty werewolves through the Canadian outback you’re lucky to comeback -5% alive. Persuasion with the Spork of Doom set things straight.
That was until that woman of bad mojo summoned giant, alien, zombie lobsters. It was time for Hoss Delgado to spring into action and subdue the vile beasts. I single handedly drove the alien, zombie lobsters from the Earth and convinced the Mr. Good---Good---whatever to take Billy into the academy or else.
It was it. She was gorgeous and I loved her but she was just too darn dangerous to let go. I knew she was going to banish me but Hoss Delgado fears nothing. I had captured chaos. The little temptress was even slinky enough to kiss me before sending me to that infernal, inescapable puppet dimension.
Oh Yeah! I escaped the inescapable puppet dimension and we’ve been going steady since. That little woman of level 14 bad mojo is all mine.
Crossposted to muse_playground
65. Cuando amor no es locura, no es amor.
(When love is not madness, it is not love.)
-Spanish Proverb
She was level 14 bad mojo, a whole crockpot of it hidden inside a possessed croquet ball. I felt her from across Endsville. The proboscometer said she was either a tricky pixie or a sea hag, a gorgeous sea hag. Her readings were off the charts and she was a temptress. By Thor’s banjo she was the evil source of all chaos. I had to capture her even when she threatened to banish me. I’ve had worse.
I had to keep my eye on Eris and her little golden apple of evil. There was a mission to be completed. The perfect cover, Eris and I were to be Billy’s parents for a meeting. She was a slinky little weasel looking to cause trouble.
Good golly she hit the principal with a trout. Definitely up to no good. Later I was telling my story of the twelve foot tall zombie poop elves when Mr. Good-Good-Bad Hair when he started stepping in my corn flakes. That’s when she came with the food and hit him in the face. Definitely an evil witch but she was looking out for my good reputation.
That’s when Mr. Good toaster informed us Billy had a negative 5 and meant no academy. There’s nothing wrong with -5 and I had to tell him that hunting bloodthirsty werewolves through the Canadian outback you’re lucky to comeback -5% alive. Persuasion with the Spork of Doom set things straight.
That was until that woman of bad mojo summoned giant, alien, zombie lobsters. It was time for Hoss Delgado to spring into action and subdue the vile beasts. I single handedly drove the alien, zombie lobsters from the Earth and convinced the Mr. Good---Good---whatever to take Billy into the academy or else.
It was it. She was gorgeous and I loved her but she was just too darn dangerous to let go. I knew she was going to banish me but Hoss Delgado fears nothing. I had captured chaos. The little temptress was even slinky enough to kiss me before sending me to that infernal, inescapable puppet dimension.
Oh Yeah! I escaped the inescapable puppet dimension and we’ve been going steady since. That little woman of level 14 bad mojo is all mine.
Crossposted to muse_playground