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[host_king]

UNSCRUPULOUS TWINS!

I don't watch snake porn, or have some sort of snake fetish!!

I don't want my precious daughter to grow up thinking her daddy watches animal pornography, so stop brainwashing her like that!

...Also, who's Jerry Springer, and why would I need to see him?

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[tsuin_kaoru]

She's our legal sister now. ♥

[host_king]

What do you mean?

...

don't tell you actually adopted her!

[tsuin_kaoru]

Mom adopted her as soon as we found out she was here~

[host_king]

You must have brainwashed my poor Haruhi!
...why would would she agree to something like that?

[liquid_suigetsu]

You don't seem like the type of guy who'd have a snake fetish.

[host_king]

That's because I don't!

[liquid_suigetsu]

Well, you'd obviously deny it, even if you HAD a snake fetish. Makes me wonder...

[host_king]

..B-but I really don't!

[cheeky_fox]

You watch snake porn?

[host_king]

NO!! It's all a misunderstanding!

[natural_honesty]

*no malice* Senpai... Hikaru-nii and Kaoru-nii only say things like that because you tend to exaggerate your state of panic. I thought you knew better after all those years of high school.

[host_king]

Ha-Haruhi! Stop calling them Hikaru-nii and Kaoru-nii! How can I not panic when they're tainting your pure soul!?

[natural_honesty]

*shrugs* Okay. I'll stop since they're not my real brothers. Personally, I don't really care what I call them though I prefer just Hikaru and Kaoru... I was getting sick of adding -nii anyways. *little malice* But senpai, your over-reactions are rather annoying.