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[host_king]

Who put those demonic twins in charge!?

I DEMAND to know why these two were put in charge of anything! This is absolutely ridiculous! They
can't possibly expect me to listen to them! They're supposed to be my sons! They can't put daddy in jail!

Just look at those childish rules! Who actually replaces I with
Pseudohypoparathyroidism?

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[devilish_imp]

*sigh* Jail. Violation of Law #6. The word "I" is henceforth, illegal. "I" shall be replaced with the word "Pseudohypoparathyroidism." It must be spelled correctly.

[host_king]

You can't put me in jail! I'm their daddy! Who ARE you?!

[devilish_imp]

((Ohgodicon. ;; ♥ ))

I'm a part of the "Making Sure You Spell Your Words Right Or Jail It Is" squad. Aren't you a little... young to be their father?

[host_king]

You're...serious!? You're actually going to take me to jail!?

(( XDDD! ♥))

[rain_of_bullets]

You're their father? Can't you do something about them?

[host_king]

I've been trying to be a good father to them since they entered high school! I can't believe they'd actually make such childish rules! If anything, I think Kyouya might be capable of scaring them into submission!

[rain_of_bullets]

How old are you anyway... I don't care how you handle it, just get it under control. It's ridiculous.

[host_king]

And a daughter! Oh! and Kyouya is the mommy!

[host_king]

He is a boy!

[1st_twin_hikaru]

We haven't heard from you in a while, Tono. Too busy with Kyouya-senpai?

[host_king]

Too busy with Kyouya?

I've actually been looking for a job around the city, thats why I haven't had the time to update this journal

Imagine my surprise when I found you and your devilish doppleganger in charge!

[1st_twin_hikaru]

You? A job? Aren't you taking your commoner obsession a little too far?

That's not fair, we're the best rulers Avoria has ever seen.
You're breaking all our laws, Tono. We're going to have to throw you in jail.

[[*snicker* "Devilish doppelganger" cracked me up.]]

[host_king]

Well, you know what they say when in Rome, do as the romans do And just think of all the wonderful experiences I'd have working with commoners~!

W-WHAT? You're not actually serious about all this?! But Im your daddy! you don't do things like this to your own daddy!!