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[host_king]

They actually put me in jail!

...

I must think happy thoughts! They can't crush my spirits! Besides, I've heard commoners get sent to jail quite frequently, they MUST be used to this sort of treatment

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[shut_up_kaiba]

Gee, are you alrigh', man?

[host_king]

They've placed me in this jail as if I were some sort of filthy criminal!

[shut_up_kaiba]

Oh, gee. Well, guess... it could be worst?

[host_king]

What could possible be worse than being thrown in a prison with crazy criminals!?

[anonymous]

*laughs*

[leviathin_sin]

Aren't you just the pinacle of sadness~.

[host_king]

It's tragic, really. I was once the king of the most fabulous club in existance, and now I've been reduced to this!

[leviathin_sin]

...I'd feel bad for you but this just amuses me waaaaay to much.

[host_king]

How is seeing me in jail amusing!? I fail to see the amusement factor in any of this!

...Who are you?

[un_justified]

... It's just jail, it's not that bad.

[host_king]

But I can't such harsh treatment! I can't believe they'd actually place their beloved father in prison!

[un_justified]

You'll survive, really. You're their father? You don't look like it, though. You should have disciplined them better.

[host_king]

AHA! You must be a commoner! I pity you, commoner, I know they must have locked you up a lot back home!

Yes, but usually mom takes care of discipline. He's not around much anymore.

[host_king]

Oui...JAIL!! ME! can you believe it!? I'm going to wither and DIE in this prison! My beauty will never see the light of day again!