Beauty and the Pants [Fairy Tail, Gray/Natsu, NC-17, CRACK]

[hostilecrayon]

It's done: the pants crack!fic of doom. Rated NC-17, because apparently crack!porn is my thing. Gray/Natsu from Fairy Tail, no real knowledge of the show necessary. Cracktastic. May be weird since I wrote it on my phone. Enjoy?

Comments

[dawnrune]

I actually tried to review this earlier and stupid LJ ate my comment. Grrrrr.

Anyway, this was a marvel of hilarity. It had me in stitches. If Natsu had a talking pair of pants he would argue with them, lolol. This is probably one of the best crack!fics I've ever read. You took such a silly concept and made it work wonderfully.

I think you should post it on your comm once you get the chance, though I imagine that'd be difficult to do from your phone. Also, regarding that, I can't even tell that you typed this on your phone.

Anyway, some of my favorite lines:

"Finally decided to wear some real pants, eh?" Gray said just as Natsu slipped him on.

"Shut up, and stop freezing my balls, asshole."

I almost fell over, hahahaha. I'd say Gray likes being worn, which is pretty funny considering that he never seems to enjoy wearing, lol.

Natsu's eyes widened. "My pants are perverted!" He declared at the top of his lungs. "Oh God, you've been touching my legs and my ass and my... you're the ultimate pervert!"Yet I see you in no

[hostilecrayon]

I'm so flattered you liked it so much! My brain refuses to leave me alone about this universe, and it has no shortage of possible sequels/prequels, so you just might see more Pants 'Verse in the future. I need to answer the question of who turned him into pants and just how Markarov knew where to get pictures of Gray, after all. XD

I might try to post it on the comm from my phone - I'm sure I could, it'll just be obnoxious, heh. I was worried the paragraphs might be short since they look long no matter what on my phone, so I'm glad that worked out!

Natsu is totally perverted for Gray, heh.

Thanks so much for reading!