Festen

[hostspeak]

Picture the scene: Tony Blair is sat in his office wondering, of all things, where his wife was last night. And where was she? At the Lyric Theatre in the company of another man (and her ginger daughter) - that's where! Seat #F13. For a showing of Festen. I only know this because I was sat right behind her for the whole performance (her barnet

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[rhodri]

I saw Richard Madeley walking through Hamptead with his arm around a young woman on Monday. Jenny spoilt it by telling me it was his daughter.

[hostspeak]

My god! When will the depravity end?

[rhodri]

Presumably just after Richard Madeley has had sex with his daughter.