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Birthday Guy

Oct 01, 2005 02:10

I believe none of you have been with a guy you can't totally communicate with....here's a surprise. Communication ain't everything in a relationship. Being with Dominique for these few days made me feel very much like Nicole Kidman in Birthday Girl, where she was a mail order bride who spoke not a word of English. Although I can get by with my poor ( Read more... )

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old man wif chicken legs anonymous October 1 2005, 01:31:05 UTC

Fuuu

monkey_keith October 1 2005, 15:50:00 UTC

The Louvre! It's the Meccah for all artists. I'm so jealous.

Ohmmm.... amiablystrange October 2 2005, 04:42:16 UTC

Ehh ...eh...
Does this mean that we all go there once in our lifetime, to walk around a great big 3D rendition of Matisse, wave our paint brushes ala trancing, while chanting famous Broadway tunes?
........................................................................COOL!
Erm...No ninja-wannabe fashion, please, thank you!

Re: Ohmmm.... monkey_keith October 2 2005, 06:15:47 UTC

I'd do that at the glass pyramid by IM Pei walking around i circle and cursing some designers are just full of bullshit and at the same time pay tribute to Mona Lisa. You probably have to squeeze through a pasar malam pirated vcd crowd, possibly gotten yourself into a stempede and only be able to take a look about 3 metres away from the smaller than A3 size portrait of her for only less than 5 seconds?

* Ninja fashion is optional. You can try go naked and start chanting in Karma Sutra and guess what? People in France don't care. :)

Re: Ohmmm.... hot_crotch_bums October 2 2005, 13:28:53 UTC

Yes yes.... full of tourists.... but the ambience there, it's unbelievable...it's like there is substance in the air...I got the tingling sensation when I saw the pyramid

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EH? amiablystrange October 1 2005, 16:47:39 UTC

Silvery Shinny Top? Erm... psst...no...no...no...no...
hmmm...(poke) You look drunk.

That's it! The cat is way TOO skinny! I'm packing my bags and a few kilos of cat food. There's some major SPCA and a whole lot of nagging to be done! (grumble...mumble...)

You know... back when when I had a CAT...he knew nothing about being thin! What is this I am seeing?? Twinkie cats? No! No! No! No! No!....

NOW, First we must...blah blah blah blahdy blah blah blahdy blah....blah blah blah blahdy blah blah blahdy blah...

Re: EH? hot_crotch_bums October 2 2005, 13:31:02 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....everything here is in supermodel size. Speaking of which, boots are really practical here, as it is cold and they provide an extra layer to warm you up, unless you want to wear unslightly long johns! EUGHH...no!

Re: EH? amiablystrange October 2 2005, 16:16:37 UTC

Eh hello? Long Johns are OH-KAY.
Shall get one just to see and then parade in front of you....hmmm... then again, perhaps I shall hop back to that lovely costume shop and rent the French Maid costume instead.
Well, as they say when in France...

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Happy Desert amiablystrange October 2 2005, 04:34:26 UTC

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AHAHAH!
AHAH!

Hey...Now, Wait A Minute! amiablystrange October 2 2005, 04:46:17 UTC

Hey,Oy?!
Is someone in a relationship? *poke-poke* *blink* *stare-stare* *poke-poke*

Re: Hey...Now, Wait A Minute! monkey_keith October 2 2005, 06:05:18 UTC

Hehehe... At first I was talking to Amy to give you deadline of 2 weeks to get laid. Seems like this time you made it before the deadline. Félicitation! (Mind my limited French.)

As for the communication bits, well we have Poccahotas and John Smith and Miss Saigon. I once dated an Irish guy whose English is considered a foreign language itself.

Re: Hey...Now, Wait A Minute! hot_crotch_bums October 2 2005, 13:42:13 UTC

Nope someone is not in a relationship... someone knows that he tomber amoureuse (fall in love) easily... so will no longer sleep sleep with french man for fun, unless it's a one off thing. But then hor...it's really fun to cuddle and hug hug and touch touch in the cold under thick blankets. It's not good to fall easily I realised. Yesterday at ricky's and imran's b'day party (Yes, I drank again), Dom came late as he was working (you see, he's just a waiter) and while they were chatting, Ricky was being tad cruel as the conversation went into age and plans for future. Ricky said that at 37, Dom is still a waiter, and after so many years, he's still a waiter. At least in Malaysia, after so many years, he's already been promoted to Manager. Felt angry, dunno why when Ricky said that, wanted to retort, but my french is limited again, luckily, Olivier defended Dom by saying that it's not the case in France, and you are not guaranteed a promotion in the serving business. Anyway, will be leaving chez Dominique today, Hope that everything ( ... )

Re: Hey...Now, Wait A Minute! amiablystrange October 2 2005, 16:13:21 UTC

*uuuuggggghh...groan....* Mona Lisa save us all.

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