Happy 50th Birthday, Daddy-O!!!

Oh, today is my parents' 27th anniversary.  They bought a digital camera between them for each other.  They aren't romantic.  But my dad came into Waitrose tonight and bought her flowers.  Aww.

Oh, and it's ONE MONTH UNTIL MY 18TH BIRTHDAY.  I'm so freakin' excited.

Happy 22nd Birthday, Simon!

Hello, my wonderful friendlieees. To all that have been invited to Stacey's and my birthday beach party, we would verrry much appreciate it if you could let us know ASAP if you can make it, and if you've already told us you can, it'd be really great if you could give us the money. If you've lost the invite, it's £3. That's a bargain for an ( Read more... )

Oh, and I just watched that episode of Sex and the City when Harry proposes to Charlotte and Burger dumps Carrie by a Post-It. I cried, and then wanted to kill Burger. Rah! Just get with Big already, you skinny moron!

Oh! I forgot to say, in Cambridge today, we walked out the Grafton and right into...

Wait for it...

I said WAIT!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!!He lives in a pineapple under the sea, you know. I got pictures. Apparently there's a show on at Audley End and I got a flyer that admits five people, FIVE! Half price. Who's up for it?! Something (I ( Read more... )

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I'll miss you, St Ivo Crew.

*Boobie hugs and other signature Sammy thangs*

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Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:Green DayAre you male or female:Extraordinary GirlDescribe yourself:RedundantHow do some people feel about you:JackassHow do you feel about yourself:RejectDescribe your ex ( Read more... )