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We're playing IC Apples to Apples for shits and giggles. It's beautiful. And by beautiful I mean terrible. And by terrible I mean I was playing Animated!Optimus and he drew the Viagra card in his initial hand. If you're not crying already, you will be.
[Optimus Prime] - Before we get started, I have a question.
[Twilight Sparkle] - The book doesn't say anything about this.
[Optimus Prime] - Is there some sort of policy for what to do with a card I don't understand the meaning of?
[turntechGodhead] - play it
[turntechGodhead] - always
[Optimus Prime] - Because I've never heard of this "Viagra" and the text on the card doesn't do much to clarify it.
[Danny] - check a dictionary?
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - ...
[turntechGodhead] - okay hahaaha jesus christ
[Danny] - uuuuhhhhhhh
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - I.
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - That's.
[turntechGodhead] - forget cirno youre the best person in here
[Danny] - I call dibs on not explaining.
[turntechGodhead] - hi new best friend
[Cirno] - I AM THE BEST PERSON IN HERE!!!!
[turntechGodhead] - sorry kid
[turntechGodhead] - dethroned
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - Uh-oh.
[Twilight Sparkle] - None of this is answering Optimus' question.
[turntechGodhead] - okay okay im on it
[turntechGodhead] - okay
[turntechGodhead] - so
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - Now you have time to go read some books, Cirno!
[turntechGodhead] - optimus
[turntechGodhead] - ever had a friend
[turntechGodhead] - of the lady variety
[Cirno] - Im not gonna read any books!
[turntechGodhead] - like a lady friend
[Cirno] - I dont wanna be losers like all of you!
[Optimus Prime] - Yes...?
[turntechGodhead] - who is getting frisky in like the slumber receptacle or whatever the fuck they call beds where you come from i give up on just assuming
[turntechGodhead] - about anyone
[turntechGodhead] - anyway
[Optimus Prime] - You've lost me.
[Twilight Sparkle] - Is this about slumber parties?
[turntechGodhead] - and you are having difficulties
[turntechGodhead] - with your equipment
[turntechGodhead] - you know
[turntechGodhead] - the pump-action stuff
[Optimus Prime] - I don't have any pump-action equipment.
[turntechGodhead] - oh shit something just happened
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - Let's just. Move on. Okay?
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - Let's start this game!
[turntechGodhead] - good idea
[Optimus Prime] - Before we get started, I have a question.
[Twilight Sparkle] - The book doesn't say anything about this.
[Optimus Prime] - Is there some sort of policy for what to do with a card I don't understand the meaning of?
[turntechGodhead] - play it
[turntechGodhead] - always
[Optimus Prime] - Because I've never heard of this "Viagra" and the text on the card doesn't do much to clarify it.
[Danny] - check a dictionary?
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - ...
[turntechGodhead] - okay hahaaha jesus christ
[Danny] - uuuuhhhhhhh
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - I.
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - That's.
[turntechGodhead] - forget cirno youre the best person in here
[Danny] - I call dibs on not explaining.
[turntechGodhead] - hi new best friend
[Cirno] - I AM THE BEST PERSON IN HERE!!!!
[turntechGodhead] - sorry kid
[turntechGodhead] - dethroned
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - Uh-oh.
[Twilight Sparkle] - None of this is answering Optimus' question.
[turntechGodhead] - okay okay im on it
[turntechGodhead] - okay
[turntechGodhead] - so
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - Now you have time to go read some books, Cirno!
[turntechGodhead] - optimus
[turntechGodhead] - ever had a friend
[turntechGodhead] - of the lady variety
[Cirno] - Im not gonna read any books!
[turntechGodhead] - like a lady friend
[Cirno] - I dont wanna be losers like all of you!
[Optimus Prime] - Yes...?
[turntechGodhead] - who is getting frisky in like the slumber receptacle or whatever the fuck they call beds where you come from i give up on just assuming
[turntechGodhead] - about anyone
[turntechGodhead] - anyway
[Optimus Prime] - You've lost me.
[Twilight Sparkle] - Is this about slumber parties?
[turntechGodhead] - and you are having difficulties
[turntechGodhead] - with your equipment
[turntechGodhead] - you know
[turntechGodhead] - the pump-action stuff
[Optimus Prime] - I don't have any pump-action equipment.
[turntechGodhead] - oh shit something just happened
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - Let's just. Move on. Okay?
[Gaignun Kukai Jr.] - Let's start this game!
[turntechGodhead] - good idea