CHAPTER TWENTY THREE
Friday, May 2, 2008
onceandthefuture: I am in hell
stripeznstarz50: what, did your weird prof finally snap on y'all?
onceandthefuture: worse
onceandthefuture: someone told AnA about us
stripeznstarz50: oh
stripeznstarz50: oh really
onceandthefuture: yeah
onceandthefuture: um
onceandthefuture: it's kind of
stripeznstarz50: not pretty?
onceandthefuture: absolutely terrifying
onceandthefuture: not everyone cares of course
onceandthefuture: but these are the same breed of girl that dunks other girls' heads in the toilet for not liking Twilight
stripeznstarz50: that really sucks man
stripeznstarz50: hide?
onceandthefuture: I'm trying
onceandthefuture: I didn't realise how many people had my contact info
onceandthefuture: or access to it
stripeznstarz50: tried to warn ya
onceandthefuture: shut up and sympathise with me
stripeznstarz50: hahahaha don't worry I am
stripeznstarz50: but you totally had it coming
stripeznstarz50: so what kind of retaliation are we talking about here?
onceandthefuture: well it started with someone posting a link to that fucking blog entry of yours as a sort of joke
onceandthefuture: like a 'sorry gilfred shippers, apparently he's taken now'
stripeznstarz50: I'm going to pretend you didn't say that after I hurl
onceandthefuture: whatever
onceandthefuture: I didn't see it because of classes and things until after someone said that it looked like me
onceandthefuture: next thing I know, I'm logging on to several curiously accusing PMs and emails from the girls I still talked to wondering if it was true
onceandthefuture: so I felt obligated to stop the romours and posted the abbreviated story in the thread
stripeznstarz50: I'm guessing it didn't help
onceandthefuture: not in the slightest
stripeznstarz50: geez
stripeznstarz50: well if it makes you feel better
stripeznstarz50: I'll never judge you for who you're friends w/ :-)
onceandthefuture: oh I am so relieved
onceandthefuture: I was so worried that you would scold me for befriending you
stripeznstarz50: nah
stripeznstarz50: I'll leave that to the sparkly vampires
onceandthefuture: *snort*
Friday, May 2, 2008 - 10:49 PM GMT
albinonawesome: I will give you 0 tries to guess who I am
onceandthefuture: fucking christ
onceandthefuture: did you really steal your sn from your fansite?
albinonawesome: lies and blasphemy!
albinonawesome: you stole it from me first!
onceandthefuture: did we?
albinonawesome: well i have been calling myself 'albino and Awesome' since I was 6
albinonawesome: so at least indirectly
onceandthefuture: right
onceandthefuture: now how the fuck did you find this
albinonawesome: dude
albinonawesome: it's not hard to connect the dots
albinonawesome: AnA getting butthurt over al's latest boytoy and don't yell at me for that Mattie called you that first
albinonawesome: finding your account
albinonawesome: getting a running narration of Al's spring break via Mattie
albinonawesome: you still haven't taken down your contact info
onceandthefuture: oh fuck
albinonawesome: even if you had tho I would've just squeezed it from mattie
albinonawesome: it's awesome knowing everyone
onceandthefuture: I'll take your word for it
onceandthefuture: so the question remains
onceandthefuture: why the fuck did you find this
albinonawesome: well
albinonawesome: 1) I've wanted to talk to you since you told me about Toni's armada
albinonawesome: and 2) no one deserves that shit they're giving you at AnA
albinonawesome: fuck it, they're acting like it's the end of the world
albinonawesome: it's just a shitty sitcom rivalry
onceandthefuture: well thank you for the support
onceandthefuture: although I can assure you that I don't give a rat's ass what they think
onceandthefuture: it's just annoying at this point
albinonawesome: hahaha true that
albinonawesome: I'd totally think less of you if a pack of 16 yo girls got you down
onceandthefuture: I would too
albinonawesome: you still don't deserve it
onceandthefuture: thanks
albinonawesome: so besides whiny teenagerrs yelling at you about your life choices
albinonawesome: what's up
onceandthefuture: not muh
onceandthefuture: much*
onceandthefuture: homework and alcohol
onceandthefuture: the usual
albinonawesome: that's my man
onceandthefuture: what about yourself?
albinonawesome: taking a break between scenes to check the Internet
albinonawesome: got another bit role in a dumb tv movie
albinonawesome: but hey
albinonawesome: it pays my mom's shoe bill and my parking tickets
onceandthefuture: *snort*
albinonawesome: how do women have so many shoes
albinonawesome: Mom has a fucking closet stuffed of them
albinonawesome: and she buys more all the time
onceandthefuture: don't ask me
onceandthefuture: I do not bend in the cares-about-fashion way
albinonawesome: bahahahha
albinonawesome: no wonder mattie likes you
onceandthefuture: does he?
albinonawesome: duh
albinonawesome: if he didn't he'd have never let you into his truck xD
onceandthefuture: how much did he say about me anyway?
albinonawesome: oh the usual stuff
albinonawesome: name, age, basic appearance
albinonawesome: how your coffee is God and you have Al whipped
onceandthefuture: what
onceandthefuture: I do not
albinonawesome: sent a fantastic drunk pic of you guys too
onceandthefuture: we're not dating!
albinonawesome: dude
albinonawesome: he let you wear the jacket
albinonawesome: he never even lets me touch the jacket
onceandthefuture: that means nothing!
albinonawesome: river in Egypt
onceandthefuture: I will end you
albinonawesome: see you even talk like him!
albinonawesome: besides you two looked mighty comfy under that bar table ;-)
onceandthefuture: oh Lord
onceandthefuture: that is something no one should ever see ever
albinonawesome: well I did have to burn my eyes the first time i saw it
albinonawesome: but I got better
onceandthefuture: I see
albinonawesome: besides, I'm an actor and I'm on the Internet
albinonawesome: you get numb to that sort of thing pretty quickly
onceandthefuture: I can attest to the latter
albinonawesome: although seriously? AL?
onceandthefuture: bugger off
albinonawesome: :-P
albinonawesome: make me!
albinonawesome: actually you don't have to I gtg back to the set
albinonawesome: I will totally catch you later tho
onceandthefuture: all right
Friday, May 2, 2008 - 11:21 PM GMT
stripeznstarz50: you there artie?
onceandthefuture: gil is talking to me
stripeznstarz50: shit
stripeznstarz50: no DON'T GO TO THE DARK SIDE
stripeznstarz50: THE CAKE IS A LIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
onceandthefuture: relax Alfred
onceandthefuture: I'm not going to leave you alone because of it
onceandthefuture: you'd cause too much property damage
stripeznstarz50: whew
stripeznstarz50: had me worried there
onceandthefuture: it is hard to ignore the similarities between the two of you though
stripeznstarz50: I resent that
onceandthefuture: also he talks about your cousin nonstop
stripeznstarz50: yeah well
stripeznstarz50: that ain't a surprise
onceandthefuture: isn't
stripeznstarz50: yeah yeah
stripeznstarz50: I mean matt talks about him all the time too
stripeznstarz50: I think it's mainly to piss me off though
onceandthefuture: sounds like your cousin
stripeznstarz50: so what're y'all talking about?
onceandthefuture: us
stripeznstarz50: really
onceandthefuture: how much do you remember about that night at the bar?
stripeznstarz50: uh
stripeznstarz50: matt got me drunk
stripeznstarz50: and the burger was okay
stripeznstarz50: some random chick might've made out with me
stripeznstarz50: maybe
stripeznstarz50: everything else is just not there
stripeznstarz50: why?
onceandthefuture: we might have done something rather compromising
onceandthefuture: and there might be photographic evidence
stripeznstarz50: shit
stripeznstarz50: don't tell me
onceandthefuture: apparently it's all your cousin's fault again
stripeznstarz50: I will end him
stripeznstarz50: what did we do anyway?
onceandthefuture: honestly?
onceandthefuture: it's a bit blurry to me too
onceandthefuture: I think we snogged under a table thoug
stripeznstarz50: snogged is such a stupid-sounding word I don't know how you guys can say it with a straight face
onceandthefuture: shut up yank
stripeznstarz50: but uh
stripeznstarz50: we were drunk and it didn't mean anything?
onceandthefuture: Alfred.
stripeznstarz50: well neither of us remember it!
stripeznstarz50: if it had meant anything I'd remember something!
stripeznstarz50: but uh
stripeznstarz50: I might definitely do it again?
onceandthefuture: oh stop it and make up your damned mind
stripeznstarz50: you're not helping!
onceandthefuture: Al
onceandthefuture: I'm going to be honest with you now and regret this in the morning when I'm sober
onceandthefuture: but Idn't think there is a single human being in our dating bracket sphere thing that would turn down an offer of any kind of sexual contact from you
stripeznstarz50: really?
onceandthefuture: christ America
onceandthefuture: how many teenaged fangirls do you need to understand how bloody attractive yu are
stripeznstarz50: you can never have too many teenaged fangirls
onceandthefuture: you're hopeless
onceandthefuture: and I'm out of gin
stripeznstarz50: so is that a yes?
onceandthefuture: yes to wat?
onceandthefuture: oh
onceandthefuture: yes, alfred, if you have me the chance and a suitable location
onceandthefuture: I would shag your bones into dust
onceandthefuture: now I"m goint o sleep
onceandthefuture: and we're going to forget this conversation happened until we see ach otehr in july
onceandthefuture: saavy?
stripeznstarz50: I'll do my best cap'n
onceandthefuture: oh do shut up
onceandthefuture has signed off
Sunday, May 11, 2008
stripeznstarz50: life sucks
onceandthefuture: why is that love
stripeznstarz50: standardized testing
onceandthefuture: you poor American
onceandthefuture: I thought you liked it though?
stripeznstarz50: once in a blue moon sure
stripeznstarz50: four times a week for two weeks?
stripeznstarz50: not so much
stripeznstarz50: at least I'm halfway done
onceandthefuture: look on the bright side
onceandthefuture: you're almost done with it forever
stripeznstarz50: true
stripeznstarz50: whoa
stripeznstarz50: almost done with hs
stripeznstarz50: freaky xD
onceandthefuture: trust me, you get over it
stripeznstarz50: :-P
stripeznstarz50: uuuugh physics tomorrow kill me fucking now
onceandthefuture: it's just a test
stripeznstarz50: it will be hell
stripeznstarz50: at least the hell day of two tests in a row is done
stripeznstarz50: it'll be a breeze after that though
stripeznstarz50: just some essays and econ
stripeznstarz50: nothing I can't handle
onceandthefuture: that's good
stripeznstarz50: but uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
stripeznstarz50: last year's physics was bad enough
stripeznstarz50: this is just going to be the pits
onceandthefuture: if you took it last year and it was bad why would you take it again
stripeznstarz50: because I needed a science and I didn't want to do chem or bio
stripeznstarz50: and the enviro teacher is an angry lesbian who pauses movies in odd places to talk about them
stripeznstarz50: or so several of my friends told me
stripeznstarz50: and I like my physics teach
stripeznstarz50: so here I am
onceandthefuture: sounds like you did this to yourself
stripeznstarz50: yeah
stripeznstarz50: but I like to complain
stripeznstarz50: it's fun
onceandthefuture: whatever you say love
onceandthefuture: shouldn't you be studying or something then
onceandthefuture: ?
stripeznstarz50: I've been cramming all day
stripeznstarz50: this is my dinner/internet break
onceandthefuture: I see
stripeznstarz50: so tired of thinking
stripeznstarz50: stop the world I want to get off
onceandthefuture: underage drinking is severely underrated
stripeznstarz50: not while my parents are in the house
onceandthefuture: pansy
stripeznstarz50: whatever I do what I want
onceandthefuture: and it's only going to get worse when you get to college
stripeznstarz50: ugh
stripeznstarz50: this gap year
stripeznstarz50: is going to be sooooo niiiiice
onceandthefuture: mmm
onceandthefuture: it'll at least be entertaining
stripeznstarz50: for sure :-P
stripeznstarz50: toris is talking about maybe bringing his boyfriend/girlfriend along
onceandthefuture: bf/gf?
onceandthefuture: does he have two?
stripeznstarz50: lol no
stripeznstarz50: but I cannot decide this person's gender at all
onceandthefuture: oh good Lord
stripeznstarz50: I mean they kinda talk like a guy
stripeznstarz50: but I have seen them in skirts on multiple occasions
stripeznstarz50: and they shave their legs
stripeznstarz50: but the chest is rather flat
onceandthefuture: I'd say man
onceandthefuture: but not much of one
stripeznstarz50: yeah probably
stripeznstarz50: but it's weird because toris is so not someone I'd call as someone who'd date a tranny
stripeznstarz50: he's just very quiet and likes his job and wears neutrals all the time
onceandthefuture: it's always the quiet ones
stripeznstarz50: hehehe
stripeznstarz50: anyway
stripeznstarz50: unless tranny turns out to be buffalo bill
stripeznstarz50: I don't really have a huge problem with heshe tagging on
stripeznstarz50: thoughts?
onceandthefuture: your parents should probably have a say in this
onceandthefuture: and as long as he doesn't pack a girl's worth of luggage
stripeznstarz50: yeah I was gonna clear it with you first
onceandthefuture: I hope it's a big car
stripeznstarz50: it's europe so it's probably going to be tiny
onceandthefuture: ugh
onceandthefuture: oh well
stripeznstarz50: it
stripeznstarz50: 'll be company at least
stripeznstarz50: maybe he'll keep usfrom killing each other
onceandthefuture: or we all band together and kill him instead of killing each other
stripeznstarz50: xD true that
stripeznstarz50: enemy mine and all that
onceandthefuture: hehe
stripeznstarz50: mkay back to physics time
onceandthefuture: good luck love
stripeznstarz50: thanks honey bunny ;-)
onceandthefuture: I will kill you
stripeznstarz50: hahahahahhaha gotta catch me first
stripeznstarz50 has signed off
Friday, May 16, 2008
stripeznstarz50: I am done
stripeznstarz50: done done done
onceandthefuture: congratulations
onceandthefuture: let me mail you a pat on the back
stripeznstarz50: :-P
stripeznstarz50: I don't even care about your sarcasm
stripeznstarz50: I never have to touch an AP test again
stripeznstarz50: my life can't get better
onceandthefuture: you could spend your Friday night not sitting at home on the computer
stripeznstarz50: but where's the fun in that?
onceandthefuture: alcohol and human contact
stripeznstarz50: why is everything alcohol with you
onceandthefuture: because I am a rowdy Englishman with a shitty past in a bloody difficult uni
stripeznstarz50: good point
stripeznstarz50: I could
stripeznstarz50: there's probably something going on down the street
stripeznstarz50: eh
stripeznstarz50: I'll go if someone drags me out :-P
onceandthefuture: and you're supposed to be the social butterfly of us
stripeznstarz50: hahaha
onceandthefuture: i might actually take mathias for a drink
onceandthefuture: I feel like I owe him something for replacing his beer with sparkling mineral water
stripeznstarz50: that stuff is nasty
stripeznstarz50: I agree with you
onceandthefuture: he says hi by the way
stripeznstarz50: hi mathy :-)
onceandthefuture: please stop calling him that
onceandthefuture: you sound like you're five
stripeznstarz50: well I can't call him mat because yeah
stripeznstarz50: and math is just weird
stripeznstarz50: and mathias is too old-fashioned
onceandthefuture: he says he resents that
onceandthefuture: but now that I'm paying he's itching to go
stripeznstarz50: if you go broke I have no problem making you a dependent
onceandthefuture: if the world loves me I won't have to do that
stripeznstarz50: I guess I'll wander down to the party house then
onceandthefuture: good
onceandthefuture: get out
onceandthefuture: ttyl
stripeznstarz50: yes Mom
stripeznstarz50: bye!
oncenthefuture has signed off