Hallelujah 26
onceandthefuture: hello love
stripeznstarz50: I am in slight shit here
onceandthefuture: and why is that
stripeznstarz50: because I stayed out all night
onceandthefuture: I see
onceandthefuture: did you have fun at least?
stripeznstarz50: it was a weeeeeird night
stripeznstarz50: I spent it mostly with gil
onceandthefuture: really
stripeznstarz50: crazy right
stripeznstarz50: but it was okay
stripeznstarz50: awkward sometimes
stripeznstarz50: but okay
onceandthefuture: what did you do?
stripeznstarz50: hid in a bathtub from crazy horny girls and talked/listened to the eagles
onceandthefuture: *snorts*
stripeznstarz50: I told you
stripeznstarz50: weeeeeeeeeeeird night
onceandthefuture: how did you spend an entire night like that?
stripeznstarz50: well there was wine coolers and napping involed
stripeznstarz50: involved*
stripeznstarz50: and a McD’s run
onceandthefuture: ah
stripeznstarz50: anyway
stripeznstarz50: came home around 5 this morning
stripeznstarz50: thought my parents were gonna be pissed
stripeznstarz50: they kinda were but not as bad as I thought
stripeznstarz50: I guess since they basically knew where I was and that I don’t really abuse my nonexistent curfew that much they weren’t too worried
stripeznstarz50: gave me a ‘this better not happen again but since it was a big night we’ll let it slide but you better be nice to us for a while’ deal
onceandthefuture: I love your parents
stripeznstarz50: I know right?
stripeznstarz50: anyway
stripeznstarz50: how was your night
onceandthefuture: worked latee and had a nightcap before bed
stripeznstarz50: thrilling
onceandthefuture: completely
onceandthefuture: aren’t you tired though?
stripeznstarz50: nah
stripeznstarz50: fell in bed when I came home
stripeznstarz50: they were asleep by then
stripeznstarz50: they woke me up a few hours later and gave me a speech and I went back to sleep xD
onceandthefuture: so now you’ll be up all night again
stripeznstarz50: haha probably
stripeznstarz50: oh well
stripeznstarz50: more time to talk to you!
onceandthefuture: psh
onceandthefuture: I’ll be asleep long before your natural bedtime
stripeznstarz50: awwwww
stripeznstarz50: but we could pull an all-nighter for no reason again!
stripeznstarz50: watch some movies and stuff
onceandthefuture: well
onceandthefuture: I have been meaning to rewatch the LotR movies
stripeznstarz50: YES
stripeznstarz50: that is perfect
stripeznstarz50: what time is it there?
onceandthefuture: nine hours after you
stripeznstarz50: oh
stripeznstarz50: so like
stripeznstarz50: … ten
stripeznstarz50: shit it is kinda late to start a lotr marathon
onceandthefuture: don’t fret it love
onceandthefuture: lotr is worth staying up until dawn for
onceandthefuture: besides, it’s the weekend
stripeznstarz50: true facts
stripeznstarz50: sooo
stripeznstarz50: you wanna find a link or should I
onceandthefuture: you do that
onceandthefuture: I’m going to get food and get settled before we start
stripeznstarz50: awesome
onceandthefuture: which means going on a food run
onceandthefuture: fabulous thing about college towns; the grocers keep college hours, too
stripeznstarz50: heheheeh
onceandthefuture: and I’m feeling crisps
onceandthefuture: and I don’t have any myself nor do I have any in my stealing vicinity
stripeznstarz50: so brb?
onceandthefuture: yes
stripeznstarz50: mk
stripeznstarz50: I’ll find us the extended uncut versions
onceandthefuture: fantastic
onceandthefuture is away
Monday, May 26, 2008
stripeznstarz50: I am so bored
onceandthefuture: I’m terribly sorry
onceandthefuture: excuse me while I find the world’s smallest violin to play you a song
stripeznstarz50: hey fuck you
onceandthefuture: you set yourself up for it
onceandthefuture: and fuck off yourself I’m busy
stripeznstarz50: harsh bro
stripeznstarz50: you really that busy?
onceandthefuture: yes
onceandthefuture: I am going to kill crazy prof
stripeznstarz50: xD
onceandthefuture: I am completely serious
onceandthefuture: if he wasn’t sleeping with kiku I would be planning his murder
stripeznstarz50: they’re sleeping together?
onceandthefuture: well I would assume so
stripeznstarz50: please never say it that way again
onceandthefuture: will do
stripeznstarz50: you’re a lifesaver
onceandthefuture: :)
onceandthefuture: anyway
onceandthefuture: crazy prof
onceandthefuture: after barely giving us any work all term
onceandthefuture: suddenly we get halfway through and he just realises that he’s squandered our time
stripeznstarz50: I thought you liked his class
onceandthefuture: well mostly
onceandthefuture: he’s interesting to listen to when he decides to talk
onceandthefuture: but it always seems like he’s going in a roundabout way of teaching
onceandthefuture: I guess he finally opened his gradebook and saw nothing there
onceandthefuture: so now suddenly we’ve got assignments aftere every lecture and graded classroom participation
onceandthefuture: on top of my other classes it’s suddenly turned to hell
stripeznstarz50: well I’m sorry
stripeznstarz50: do you want a hug?
onceandthefuture: not really
onceandthefuture: just someone to complain to
stripeznstarz50: that’s my man
onceandthefuture: now excuse me while I write five hundred words on the twentieth book in the Iliad
stripeznstarz50: haha will do
onceandthefuture: okay that’s done
stripeznstarz50: awesome
stripeznstarz50: still bored
onceandthefuture: I expected nothing less
stripeznstarz50: :P
onceandthefuture: you could find rl people to go out with or something
onceandthefuture: just a thought
stripeznstarz50: nah
stripeznstarz50: they’re all either busy or I don’t feel like talking to them ever again ever
stripeznstarz50: or they’re out of town
onceandthefuture: you seriously have no friends available
onceandthefuture: you
stripeznstarz50: shut up
stripeznstarz50: I don’t have THAT many friends
onceandthefuture: it is hard to find the right words to communicate my facial expression right now
stripeznstarz50: hahahahaha
stripeznstarz50: deadpan glare?
onceandthefuture: possibly
stripeznstarz50: it’s true though
stripeznstarz50: by the way
stripeznstarz50: there is a ddistinction between ‘friends’ and ‘people that I hang out with in public’
onceandthefuture: oooh of course
onceandthefuture: you wouldn’t be seen in public with the former
stripeznstarz50: nah I would
stripeznstarz50: but there are many people in the latter that do not fit into the former
onceandthefuture: mmmmm
stripeznstarz50: shut up!
onceandthefuture: is that really all you’ve got
stripeznstarz50: grrrrr
stripeznstarz50: whatever
stripeznstarz50: I guess I could call up young soup
onceandthefuture: who in the world named their child that
stripeznstarz50: uh
stripeznstarz50: yong soo
stripeznstarz50: Korean stunt double/background dancer guy
stripeznstarz50: worked on the sound stage next to split log’s for a while
stripeznstarz50: bonded over the snack machines
stripeznstarz50: was in a lot of my classes
stripeznstarz50: he’s a crazy bastard, but he’s hilarious
stripeznstarz50: I call him that to get on his nerves xD
onceandthefuture: of course you do
stripeznstarz50: works like a charm too
stripeznstarz50: he tries to pull the batman butler thing on me in revenge
stripeznstarz50: after a life of being Alfred, though, you’re immune to it
onceandthefuture: I can sympathise with that
onceandthefuture: it’s hard to believe how many people think I’ve never heard all the monty python & the holy grail jokes about Arthur king of the Britons in existence
stripeznstarz50: bahahahahahaha
stripeznstarz50: did you ever look up the velocity of an african v. european swallow then?
onceandthefuture: no and I never plan to
stripeznstarz50: xDD
stripeznstarz50: I’m waiting to meet someone named Bruce though
stripeznstarz50: so I can mak ethem my best friend
stripeznstarz50: just because
onceandthefuture: will he be brutally orphaned and ridiculously rich as well?
stripeznstarz50: probably the latter
stripeznstarz50: I feel mean holding out for the former
stripeznstarz50: although I totally am
stripeznstarz50: don’t tell anyone
onceandthefuture: oh yes
onceandthefuture: I’m going to tell all of our mutual friends who completely care about your secret cruel hopes everything
stripeznstarz50: you’re a real asshole sometimes
onceandthefuture: I am aware
stripeznstarz50: that’s okay, I still like you
onceandthefuture: I’d be worried if you didn’t
stripeznstarz50: mmm pompous too
onceandthefuture: I prefer self-confident
stripeznstarz50: xDDD
stripeznstarz50: then what does that make me?
onceandthefuture: an egotistical pain in the arse
stripeznstarz50: hehehe
stripeznstarz50: yup
onceandthefuture: I’m glad we can agree on this
stripeznstarz50: whoa sudden weird thought
stripeznstarz50: if this was a bad but bitingly sarcastic romantic comedy script
stripeznstarz50: we’d totally be making out right now
onceandthefuture: you are shameless
stripeznstarz50: ^^
stripeznstarz50: but you know I’m right
onceandthefuture: it’d have to be an American movie
onceandthefuture: my film industry wouldn’t stoop to such drivel
stripeznstarz50: I dunno
stripeznstarz50: I’ve seen some weird stuff in ‘your’ film industry
onceandthefuture: completely overpowered by the tripe that yours puts out
stripeznstarz50: only cause we got more of it
stripeznstarz50: nah one of us’d have to be a chick for it to be mainstream
onceandthefuture: not me
stripeznstarz50: what?
stripeznstarz50: c’mon
stripeznstarz50: you’d make a hot girl
onceandthefuture: I am ignoring the fact that you’ve obviously thought about what I would look like as a woman
stripeznstarz50: I haven’t!
onceandthefuture: you answered that far too quickly love
stripeznstarz50: screw you
onceandthefuture: honestly
onceandthefuture: in any reincarnation
onceandthefuture: you are far more attractive than I could ever be
stripeznstarz50: … so have you thought about this too or something?
onceandthefuture: of course not
onceandthefuture: I’m not depraved like you or francis
stripeznstarz50: yeah sure right whatever
stripeznstarz50: and uh
stripeznstarz50: going on a limb here and sounding like a girl but
stripeznstarz50: you kind of have this… small cat appeal to you
onceandthefuture: you are comparing me to an animal
stripeznstarz50: let me finish!
stripeznstarz50: like
stripeznstarz50: a little ruffled cat
stripeznstarz50: that you just want to squish all day long
onceandthefuture: that didn’t make it any better
onceandthefuture: nor did it make any sense
stripeznstarz50: it makes sense to me!
onceandthefuture: and that’s all that matters of course
stripeznstarz50: yeah
onceandthefuture: so you want to… ‘squish’ me?
stripeznstarz50: you know what just forget I said that
onceandthefuture: no now I’m curious
onceandthefuture: please, continue
stripeznstarz50: I hate you
onceandthefuture: I still want to hera this
onceandthefuture: hear*
stripeznstarz50: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
stripeznstarz50: you remind me a lot of this cat I had when I was little
stripeznstarz50: my parents got him when we finally settled down in this house when I was like seven or something
stripeznstarz50: cute little bugger
stripeznstarz50: Scottish fold
stripeznstarz50: hissed for the first two weeks straight
stripeznstarz50: he even hissed while he ate xD
onceandthefuture: sounds friendly
stripeznstarz50: well he warmed up after a while
stripeznstarz50: me especially although I dunno why
stripeznstarz50: I treated him like any seven yo boy treats their pets
onceandthefuture: like shit
stripeznstarz50: yup
stripeznstarz50: but he slept on my bed and stuff
stripeznstarz50: and then we got peaches in fifth grade and well
stripeznstarz50: let’s just say he didn’t take kindly to the newest member in the family
onceandthefuture: did he run away?
stripeznstarz50: kind of?
stripeznstarz50: like he left our house for a long time
stripeznstarz50: but he stayed around our neighborhood
stripeznstarz50: last time I checked, one of the families down the street sort of adopted him
onceandthefuture: I see
stripeznstarz50: anyway
stripeznstarz50: he had the same easily flustered holier-than-thou thing you’ve got
onceandthefuture: I thought this was supposed to be a good comparison
stripeznstarz50: yeah he got mad at me at the drop of a pin too
onceandthefuture: you are going to hell
stripeznstarz50: tell me something I don’t know
stripeznstarz50: but he was also a good cuddler and cat-adorable
stripeznstarz50: plus you have the same kind of eyes
onceandthefuture: I do not cuddle
stripeznstarz50: pffffffffffffff
stripeznstarz50: yes you do
onceandthefuture: that was all you
stripeznstarz50: mmmm not really
onceandthefuture: and I do NOT have cat eyes
stripeznstarz50: uuuuuuuuh yeah you do actually
stripeznstarz50: same green, same disapproving ‘eat shit’ looks
stripeznstarz50: you just need slit pupils and bigger irises
onceandthefuture: I’m trying to remember that you said this was a good thing
stripeznstarz50: well scratch was a good cat before peaches
onceandthefuture: scratch
onceandthefuture: really
stripeznstarz50: hey I was seven!
stripeznstarz50: and anyway that was the first thing he did to me when I met him
onceandthefuture: and yet you still bouht him
stripeznstarz50: well my parents bought him and brought him home to me
stripeznstarz50: but he was just such a cute kitten like you have no idea how cute this thing was
stripeznstarz50: only grew out of the cute a little
stripeznstarz50: with his foldy little ears
stripeznstarz50: oh yeah he totally had your eyebrows
onceandthefuture: cats don’t have eyebrows you twat
stripeznstarz50: scratch did
stripeznstarz50: well
stripeznstarz50:he was mostly white with orange spots
stripeznstarz50: but he had these two dark orange spots like big eyebrows
onceandthefuture: mm.
stripeznstarz50: he’s still around here somewhere
stripeznstarz50: I’ll see him sometimes when I’m driving up the road
stripeznstarz50: oh he’s totally the boss cat of the neighborhood
stripeznstarz50: he’s always scratched up and stuff from cat fights
stripeznstarz50: and peaches is scared to shit of him xD
onceandthefuture: well I guess it makes it better
onceandthefuture: you’re still comparing me to a fucking cat though
stripeznstarz50: look it’s a good thing in my book okay
stripeznstarz50: chill
onceandthefuture: one day I will have a large dumb dog and name it alfie
onceandthefuture: just so you know how I feel right now
stripeznstarz50: I already have one of those
stripeznstarz50: also if you ever call me alfie I will stab you with a spork
onceandthefuture: a large dumb dog that can’t kill me by accident
onceandthefuture: maybe a retriever of some kind
onceandthefuture: or a poodle
onceandthefuture: and in your dreams maybe you will
stripeznstarz50: which are retrievers of some kind too
onceandthefuture: … really?
stripeznstarz50: mmmmhmmmm
stripeznstarz50: bred for german or French or both water fowl hunting
stripeznstarz50: the stupid fur puffs were insulation on their joints and kidneys in the water
onceandthefuture: oh
stripeznstarz50: learn something new every day, eh
onceandthefuture: I guess so
stripeznstarz50: the things you pick up from watching dog shows on TV xD
stripeznstarz50: have I mentioned that I’m bored lately
stripeznstarz50: I’m watching jon and kate plus 8 now
onceandthefuture: which is
stripeznstarz50: a reality show about a family with a multitude of small children
stripeznstarz50: it is a horrible show
stripeznstarz50: but it’s basically either this or election coverage
stripeznstarz50: and I am very tired of election coverage
onceandthefuture: I live across an ocean and I’m tired of election coverage
stripeznstarz50: xD
stripeznstarz50: and it’s not even summer yet
onceandthefuture: summer
onceandthefuture: oh god
onceandthefuture: we’re barely a month away
stripeznstarz50: oh
stripeznstarz50: shit
stripeznstarz50: when did that happen
onceandthefuture: no idea
stripeznstarz50: remind me to introduce you to toris next time he’s over
onceandthefuture: about time
stripeznstarz50: yeah
onceandthefuture: does he really come over that often?
stripeznstarz50: well he’s my manager, my dad’s assistant, and a family friend
stripeznstarz50: so yeah
stripeznstarz50: actually
stripeznstarz50: I’ll get him to come over tomorrow
stripeznstarz50: it’ll be great
onceandthefuture: is he going to bring that boygirlfriend of his?
stripeznstarz50: pfffhahahhaah
stripeznstarz50: I dunno
stripeznstarz50: I’ll ask
stripeznstarz50: hang on calling
onceandthefuture: k
stripeznstarz50: mk he’s coming over for dinner
stripeznstarz50: I told him to get here a little early for you
onceandthefuture: thank you
onceandthefuture: when should I be on?
stripeznstarz50: mmmm midnightish for you?
onceandthefuture: I can manage that
stripeznstarz50: sweetness
stripeznstarz50: and yes he’s bringing feliks
onceandthefuture: not felix?
stripeznstarz50: nope xD
stripeznstarz50: he’s a weird dude
stripeznstarz50: he introduced himself to me as ‘Feliks, F-E-L-I-K-S’
stripeznstarz50: so it is very much not Felix
onceandthefuture: odd character
stripeznstarz50: at least it’ll be interesting
onceandthefuture: mmm quite
onceandthefuture: well math is threatening to throw something breakable at me if I don’t stop typing
stripeznstarz50: hahahahahaha okay
stripeznstarz50: ttyl
onceandthefuture: night love
onceandthefuture has signed off