clever away message from vin deisel generator

[hotchevreh]

The green light doesn't stand for hope; it is the soul of Nick Carraway that Vin Diesel trapped in a glass.

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[t_o_l]

thats genius.

[misspresident07]

oh shit is he messing around with jordan baker?

[sad_professor]

During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.

[sad_professor]

it occurs to me that i actually have no idea what's going on.

[hotchevreh]

donovan would cry and i just cannot let that happen

dude

[sangaman2005]

Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.