i feel like shit

Last night I danced at an 80's bar with the two most beautiful women in Florida. And I totally owned that dance floor.

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Vegetarians eat fish my ass:

Some people choose to avoid certain types of meat for many of the same reasons that others choose vegetarianism: health, ethical beliefs, etc. For example, some people will not eat "red meat" (mammal meat - beef, lamb, pork, etc.) while still consuming poultry and seafood. This is not traditional vegetarianism, but has ( Read more... )

CIA director Peter Gross has an excellent idea of Osama's whereabouts:

Asked if he had a good idea where Bin Laden is, he said: "I have an excellent idea of where he is. What's the next question?"

Mr Goss said it was unlikely Bin Laden would be brought to justice until "we strengthen all the links" in the chain in the US-led hunt for terror ( Read more... )

gut feeling by devo owns you

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4098172.stm

I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I'd make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you'd be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.

and fightin' round the world

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