That last one was probably superfluous. Best of luck to you all.

Probably also deserving are doors. Without doors, there could be no knocking.

The tennis ball is one of the foremost balls of our generation.

Raids ( Read more... )

Also, a small raid would perhaps be a fruitful subject of collaboration.

Also, I was wondering if any of you all were interested in going in together on a small cannon. I'm not quite sure how the logistics would work out, as far as a timeshare goes, but I think it is something worth considering. It would be useful for party tricks, costuming, raids, et cetera.

To all protestants thinking of attempting a raid on Catholicism:

Don't do it. It's just too big. You'd never make it through all those drawers, and you'd feel bad about all of the ones you missed.

And St. Ignatius has a long reach.

Tyler: I have had probably twenty thousand dollars worth of dental work done.
Me: You must be a great kisser.
Tyler: Oh. You'd better fuckin' believe it.

It is closely approaching one million o'clock.

1. HOGWASH

2. HOGWILD

3. STOP HOGGING THE BATHROOM, I'M TRYING TO TAKE A PISS!