From the "don't know whether to laugh or cry" files

[hotelsamurai]

"LINCOLN, Neb. - The mother was running out of more than patience when she abandoned her 18-year-old daughter at a hospital over the weekend under Nebraska's safe-haven law. She was also running out of time: She knew that state lawmakers would soon meet in a special session to amend the ill-fated law so that it would apply to newborns only

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[substitute]

Maybe we can abandon anyone childish in Nebraska.

I'll get the truck.

[hotelsamurai]

Better charter a bus.