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Dec 08, 2010 11:38

In ancient times, all the women’s vaginas used to wander about. Today, women’s vaginas stay in one place. One woman of ancient times, Tukwi, had a vagina that was especially foolish. While Tukwi slept, her vagina would crawl about the floor of the house, thirsty and hungry, looking for manioc porridge and fish stew. Creeping about snail-like on the ( Read more... )

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paranormalkitty December 8 2010, 16:52:04 UTC
I read this aloud to my husband while he ate breakfast this morning.

Thank you.

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hotforbabyleg December 8 2010, 16:54:05 UTC
lsldmadslasmldadms

i hope it wasn't oatmeal

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paranormalkitty December 8 2010, 16:55:18 UTC
It was, actually. Apple cinnamon, with some toast.

I regret nothing.

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hotforbabyleg December 8 2010, 17:04:13 UTC
arella you have truly become the pokemaster

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anthraxpretzels December 8 2010, 17:00:34 UTC
MEANWHILE IN JAPAN

suicide via stabbing chopsticks into the pudenda :|

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hotforbabyleg December 8 2010, 17:04:47 UTC
CAN YOU REALLY

DOES THAT REALLY

ow

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anthraxpretzels December 8 2010, 17:05:45 UTC
also

check 'Demographics' of this page

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayden,_North_Carolina

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hotforbabyleg December 8 2010, 17:10:23 UTC
FKAKMAKMDKMASKASKMSKMAAS

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candlejack December 8 2010, 17:03:49 UTC
why

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hotforbabyleg December 8 2010, 17:05:05 UTC
are you mocking my very important major

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candlejack December 8 2010, 17:35:57 UTC
yeah.

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grindcore December 8 2010, 19:04:53 UTC
LFMAOM WHAT

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nai_is_not December 8 2010, 19:16:11 UTC
oh my god, I love this.

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