[ action ; 1490 Kramden Road ]
[Guess who just got a package? Pyro eyes it warily; who the fuck gives people such huge boxes anymore? Shrugging it off, he drags the thing inside to the living room to examine it further.
It's a big brown box with his name - his full name, much to his disdain - on the top. It's longer than it is wide, and it's pretty
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[ But, she knows he's been down so long he needs to cut loose for a little bit. When he stops for breath, she calmly calls from the kitchen: ]
Not in the house, hon.
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[He's still really tempted to just fire the thing right then and there. But there are so many flammable objects nearby. Sigh.
He abandons the flamethrower for a second and races upstairs. Bye bye, suits.]
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[ When she hears him running back downstairs, another comment from the kitchen. ]
Think the back yard is big enough, or going to do that on the front lawn?
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[Honestly, how big is this thing supposed to be, big enough for kids to play in? Should be good enough; if anything goes wrong, well, he'll take care of it.
He pokes his head out the back door. Eh, sure, why not?]
Since I'm just gonna, y'know, test the thing out, I'm gonna start back here first. Teammates can go see it later.
[Kind of just... slings the suits over his shoulder and brings the box outside.]
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He looks up. The flamethrower stops and a drone runs away screaming.]
Jesus fucking Christ in heaven almighty. [Yeah, he's not gonna answer that question if you're gonna be standing there all giant like.]
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[He blinks up at him.] Jesus is, uh, a god. Well, he's the son of God, but I think that's beside the point or something--
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You there, with the flamethrower!
[She's standing back, hoping her call doesn't cause him to turn the flames on her.]
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Yeah? What's up?
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Do you plan on actually putting that thing to a good use, or not?
[Because really, lighting drones on fire might be good for stress relief, but that wouldn't turn out any results.]
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Jesus, I almost didn't see you there! Sorry about that.
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It's okay! Burn more drones! Burn more drones! Pretty please~? For Nena?
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[He goes down the street towards a more populated area. There are drones buzzing by as they come home from work. He makes sure not to kill any of them, but several of them so lose their hair.]
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...Fuck, I knew it was too good to be true. This thing didn't always have that. Bye bye, ammo... [He frowns.] Sorry, by the way. Guess I should pay more attention or something.
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Pretty tall for a rabbit, I'd say.
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