[She rolls over, confused about the sudden sensation on her skin. She pokes an eye open, but the room is too bright. She goes further under the covers so she doesn't blind herself, and takes a look at what she's wearing that's so new and uncomfortable.]
HOLY SHIT!
[Pyro thrusts the covers off herself and jumps out of the bed, determined to get any other clothes on.] Since when did the town give me lingerie, anyway? Especially stuff this nasty, ew. How could guys possibly like this shit? It's so thin, and has holes in it. What the fuck?
[She should've gotten to her clothes pile by now, what the fuck happened?] This better not be Spy's fault. [She chances a look around the room.] FUCK! What is this place, whose sick joke was-- [She notices Pyro for the first time.] YOU.
[He feels her gaze cut holes into him. Despite himself, he feels blood rush to his face.]
Jesus fucking Christ, Red! What the fuck are you wearing?! [He covers his eyes with his hands.] Or, maybe I should fucking say, "what the fuck aren't you wearing"?!
Fuck you, you probably set this shit up! Oh goddammit, my wraps are gone, my clothes are gone, and I'm wearing this shit. Fuck, my tits are hanging off me like goddamn melons! FUCK THIS DISGUSTING TOWN AND YOU, YA PERVERTED BASTARD! [She walks quickly and heavily towards the other Pyro, swinging a foot to club him in the face.]
[He narrowly dodges, feeling the air around his face move, and jumps a foot away from her.] Jesus, I didn't do anything! I didn't plan any fucking thing, I had no fucking part of this, just--
[Pulls off his jacket and holds it out as a peace offering of sorts. Also maybe as a shield.] L-Look, put this on, alright? Jesus fucking Christ, this is fucking ridiculous, what the fucking fuck--
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HOLY SHIT!
[Pyro thrusts the covers off herself and jumps out of the bed, determined to get any other clothes on.] Since when did the town give me lingerie, anyway? Especially stuff this nasty, ew. How could guys possibly like this shit? It's so thin, and has holes in it. What the fuck?
[She should've gotten to her clothes pile by now, what the fuck happened?] This better not be Spy's fault. [She chances a look around the room.] FUCK! What is this place, whose sick joke was-- [She notices Pyro for the first time.] YOU.
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Jesus fucking Christ, Red! What the fuck are you wearing?! [He covers his eyes with his hands.] Or, maybe I should fucking say, "what the fuck aren't you wearing"?!
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[Pulls off his jacket and holds it out as a peace offering of sorts. Also maybe as a shield.] L-Look, put this on, alright? Jesus fucking Christ, this is fucking ridiculous, what the fucking fuck--
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