okanoo is currently tweeting
Title: Twitter, what are you doing?
Author: hotfruits
Rating: R
Characters: Okanoo. Hikaru. Yamada. Yabu. Chinen.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Summary: 5 times Okanoo tweeted dirty things to each other + 1 time Yabumama became furious at them because Chinen got curious and read them.
Written for the okanoo fic a-thon and for yamapiislove. I LOVE YOU BB ♥
One
SirKeito @PianoMan lol, clever name there Kei-chan~
10 minutes ago via web
PianoMan @SirKeito stfu, what is your name supposed to be?
9 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PianoMan uh, clearly my name states that I am a knight. Ya know, British and stuff.
8 minutes ago via web in reply to PianoMan
PianoMan @SirKeito oh yes, I forgot your other nationality. Crumpets and tea love, eh governor?
7 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PianoMan oh my god, I kind of hate you.
6 minutes ago via web in reply to PianoMan
PianoMan @SirKeito whatever~ so, what you wearing?
5 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PianoMan really, Kei-chan, really? You do remember that the rest of the group can see these tweets, right?
4 minutes ago via web in reply to PianoMan
PianoMan @SirKeito like I care XD so, what you wearing?
3 minute ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PianoMan ~_~ if you must know, I’m wearing a towel, cause I just got out of the shower.
2 minutes ago via web in reply to PianoMan
PianoMan @SirKeito …I’m coming over, don’t get dressed! /runs away
2 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
Saber Tooth @Piano Man @SirKeito XDDDD you guys are too horny!!
1 minute ago via TweetDeck in reply to PianoMan
SirKeito @SaberTooth stfu Hikaru, at least I’m getting some ;p
less than 50 seconds ago via web in reply to SaberTooth
SaberTooth @SirKeito DX awe you bitch
less than 5 seconds ago via TweetDeck in reply to SirKeito
Two
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito I’ve got a new name~
15 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty loser, you’re so vain
14 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSOSxwEWFA4
13 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty um…why? Yama-chan is the Suju fan, not me
12 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito http://i46.tinypic.com/pelvicthrust.gif
11 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito I’m going to do this to you, tonight
11 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty you’re going to thrust at me?
10 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito inside of you, specifically~
9 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty LOLOLOL YOU WISH PRINCESS ♥
8 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito I fucking hate you DX let me top, c’mon!!
7 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty oh, alright~ you’re lucky I love you
6 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
SaberTooth @SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE, OMFG
4 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to PuriPuriPretty
ichigo ^_^ /dances to Bonamana with @PockyMan
2 minutes ago via web
Three
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito I’m boorooed
about 3 hours ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito KEITOOOO, WHERE ARE YOU!?!
about 2 hours ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito don’t ignore me T_T
about 1 hour ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito http://i46.tinypic.com/impretty.jpg
50 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito I’m sooooo bored, oh my god
45 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito if you get online, right now, I’ll do whatever you want
30 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito seriously, whatever you want!!
25 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito http://i46.tinypic.com/poutyface.jpg
15 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito I just found Coat West on the internet, haha later~! ♥
13 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty 0.0 /nosebleed
1 minute ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty I am coming over right now, DO NOT START WITHOUT ME!!
less than 5 seconds ago via web
Four
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito dude, I bought an awesome book today!
10 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty what kind of book?
9 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito a sex book! I found a couple of positions we should try, hehehe /wink
8 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty …
7 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito 8D
6 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty …like what kind of positions?
5 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito well, there’s one that involves great flexibility, acrobatics and a shower.
4 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty …are you busy tonight?
3 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito Nooope~ /SUPER SUGGESTIVE WINK
2 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty /begins doing stretches
1 minute ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito LOL UNF UNF UNF BABY XD
less than 20 seconds ago via web in reply to SirKeito
Five
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue
12 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
11 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito lol, I like it when you talk dirty
10 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
9 minutes ago via web
SaberTooth /writes down dirty pick up lines
8 minutes ago via TweetDeck
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
7 minutes ago via web
SaberTooth @SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty seriously, you guys, you’re way too horny
6 minutes ago via TweetDeck
SaberTooth @SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty if Yabu saw these tweets, he’d beat you
5 minutes ago via TweetDeck
PuriPuriPretty @SaberTooth stfu Hikaru
4 minutes ago via web in reply to SaberTooth
SirKeito @SaberTooth you’re just jealous because you’re not getting any
4 minutes ago via web in reply to SaberTooth
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito /highfives ♥
3 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty Wow, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
2 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito for you, they’re open 24/7
1 minute ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty ^_^ /cheers
less than 20 seconds ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
SaberTooth @SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty DX you guys suck
less than 5 seconds ago via TweetDeck
+ One
Yabumama okay, first of all, @llamallamaduck my name sucks. -_-
13 minutes ago via web
Yabumama second, WTF @SirKeito and @PuriPuriPretty?
12 minutes ago via web
SirKeito -_- @Yabumama did Hikaru tell on us?
11 minutes ago via web in reply to Yabumama
Yabumama @SirKeito forget Hikaru, YOU CORRUPTED CHII!!
10 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
PuriPuriPretty @llamallamaduck is Chii? I totally thought that was Yuto…WHERE IS YUTO THEN!?!
10 minutes ago via web
ichigo @PuriPuriPretty Yuto doesn’t have a twitter, he’s a loser and still uses Facebook
9 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
SirKeito @Yabumama whaaaat?! I did not.
8 minutes ago via web in reply to Yabumama
PuriPuriPretty @ichigo lolol, YUTO SUCKS AT LIFE, LET’S KICK HIS ASS
8 minutes ago via web in reply to ichigo
Yabumama @SirKeito, did too, you and Kei. Keep your sex life outside of twitter!
7 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
ichigo @PuriPuriPretty ROFL WAFFLE, YES! >:D
7 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
SirKeito @Yabumama ugh fine, jeez, @PuriPuriPretty, we can’t be dirty on twitter anymore
6 minutes ago via web in reply to Yabumama
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito awe that sucks, @Yabumama you’re lame! And @ichigo meet you in 10?
5 minutes ago via web
ichigo @PuriPuriPretty XD yes, see you soooon ♥
4 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
Yabumama WAIT WTF, NO KICKING YUTO’S ASS DX
3 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @Yabumama too late, they’re probably gone~ @llamallamaduck sorry we “corrupted” you
2 minutes ago via web in reply to Yabumama
Yabumama FML FML FML FML
2 minutes ago via web
llamallamaduck @SirKeito s’ok, it’s because I tried that crazy position from Inoo’s sex book and hurt my head lol
1 minute ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @llamallamaduck XDDDDDD I FUCKING LOVE YOU CHII
less than 20 seconds ago via web in reply to llamallamaduck
llamallamaduck @SirKeito ilu too Katie :D
less than 5 seconds ago via web in reply to SirKeito
Author: hotfruits
Rating: R
Characters: Okanoo. Hikaru. Yamada. Yabu. Chinen.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Summary: 5 times Okanoo tweeted dirty things to each other + 1 time Yabumama became furious at them because Chinen got curious and read them.
Written for the okanoo fic a-thon and for yamapiislove. I LOVE YOU BB ♥
One
SirKeito @PianoMan lol, clever name there Kei-chan~
10 minutes ago via web
PianoMan @SirKeito stfu, what is your name supposed to be?
9 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PianoMan uh, clearly my name states that I am a knight. Ya know, British and stuff.
8 minutes ago via web in reply to PianoMan
PianoMan @SirKeito oh yes, I forgot your other nationality. Crumpets and tea love, eh governor?
7 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PianoMan oh my god, I kind of hate you.
6 minutes ago via web in reply to PianoMan
PianoMan @SirKeito whatever~ so, what you wearing?
5 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PianoMan really, Kei-chan, really? You do remember that the rest of the group can see these tweets, right?
4 minutes ago via web in reply to PianoMan
PianoMan @SirKeito like I care XD so, what you wearing?
3 minute ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PianoMan ~_~ if you must know, I’m wearing a towel, cause I just got out of the shower.
2 minutes ago via web in reply to PianoMan
PianoMan @SirKeito …I’m coming over, don’t get dressed! /runs away
2 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
Saber Tooth @Piano Man @SirKeito XDDDD you guys are too horny!!
1 minute ago via TweetDeck in reply to PianoMan
SirKeito @SaberTooth stfu Hikaru, at least I’m getting some ;p
less than 50 seconds ago via web in reply to SaberTooth
SaberTooth @SirKeito DX awe you bitch
less than 5 seconds ago via TweetDeck in reply to SirKeito
Two
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito I’ve got a new name~
15 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty loser, you’re so vain
14 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSOSxwEWFA4
13 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty um…why? Yama-chan is the Suju fan, not me
12 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito http://i46.tinypic.com/pelvicthrust.gif
11 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito I’m going to do this to you, tonight
11 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty you’re going to thrust at me?
10 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito inside of you, specifically~
9 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty LOLOLOL YOU WISH PRINCESS ♥
8 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito I fucking hate you DX let me top, c’mon!!
7 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty oh, alright~ you’re lucky I love you
6 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
SaberTooth @SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE, OMFG
4 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to PuriPuriPretty
ichigo ^_^ /dances to Bonamana with @PockyMan
2 minutes ago via web
Three
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito I’m boorooed
about 3 hours ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito KEITOOOO, WHERE ARE YOU!?!
about 2 hours ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito don’t ignore me T_T
about 1 hour ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito http://i46.tinypic.com/impretty.jpg
50 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito I’m sooooo bored, oh my god
45 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito if you get online, right now, I’ll do whatever you want
30 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito seriously, whatever you want!!
25 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito http://i46.tinypic.com/poutyface.jpg
15 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito I just found Coat West on the internet, haha later~! ♥
13 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty 0.0 /nosebleed
1 minute ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty I am coming over right now, DO NOT START WITHOUT ME!!
less than 5 seconds ago via web
Four
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito dude, I bought an awesome book today!
10 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty what kind of book?
9 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito a sex book! I found a couple of positions we should try, hehehe /wink
8 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty …
7 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito 8D
6 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty …like what kind of positions?
5 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito well, there’s one that involves great flexibility, acrobatics and a shower.
4 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty …are you busy tonight?
3 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito Nooope~ /SUPER SUGGESTIVE WINK
2 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty /begins doing stretches
1 minute ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito LOL UNF UNF UNF BABY XD
less than 20 seconds ago via web in reply to SirKeito
Five
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue
12 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
11 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito lol, I like it when you talk dirty
10 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
9 minutes ago via web
SaberTooth /writes down dirty pick up lines
8 minutes ago via TweetDeck
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
7 minutes ago via web
SaberTooth @SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty seriously, you guys, you’re way too horny
6 minutes ago via TweetDeck
SaberTooth @SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty if Yabu saw these tweets, he’d beat you
5 minutes ago via TweetDeck
PuriPuriPretty @SaberTooth stfu Hikaru
4 minutes ago via web in reply to SaberTooth
SirKeito @SaberTooth you’re just jealous because you’re not getting any
4 minutes ago via web in reply to SaberTooth
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito /highfives ♥
3 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty Wow, that’s a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
2 minutes ago via web
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito for you, they’re open 24/7
1 minute ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty ^_^ /cheers
less than 20 seconds ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
SaberTooth @SirKeito @PuriPuriPretty DX you guys suck
less than 5 seconds ago via TweetDeck
+ One
Yabumama okay, first of all, @llamallamaduck my name sucks. -_-
13 minutes ago via web
Yabumama second, WTF @SirKeito and @PuriPuriPretty?
12 minutes ago via web
SirKeito -_- @Yabumama did Hikaru tell on us?
11 minutes ago via web in reply to Yabumama
Yabumama @SirKeito forget Hikaru, YOU CORRUPTED CHII!!
10 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
PuriPuriPretty @llamallamaduck is Chii? I totally thought that was Yuto…WHERE IS YUTO THEN!?!
10 minutes ago via web
ichigo @PuriPuriPretty Yuto doesn’t have a twitter, he’s a loser and still uses Facebook
9 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
SirKeito @Yabumama whaaaat?! I did not.
8 minutes ago via web in reply to Yabumama
PuriPuriPretty @ichigo lolol, YUTO SUCKS AT LIFE, LET’S KICK HIS ASS
8 minutes ago via web in reply to ichigo
Yabumama @SirKeito, did too, you and Kei. Keep your sex life outside of twitter!
7 minutes ago via web in reply to SirKeito
ichigo @PuriPuriPretty ROFL WAFFLE, YES! >:D
7 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
SirKeito @Yabumama ugh fine, jeez, @PuriPuriPretty, we can’t be dirty on twitter anymore
6 minutes ago via web in reply to Yabumama
PuriPuriPretty @SirKeito awe that sucks, @Yabumama you’re lame! And @ichigo meet you in 10?
5 minutes ago via web
ichigo @PuriPuriPretty XD yes, see you soooon ♥
4 minutes ago via web in reply to PuriPuriPretty
Yabumama WAIT WTF, NO KICKING YUTO’S ASS DX
3 minutes ago via web
SirKeito @Yabumama too late, they’re probably gone~ @llamallamaduck sorry we “corrupted” you
2 minutes ago via web in reply to Yabumama
Yabumama FML FML FML FML
2 minutes ago via web
llamallamaduck @SirKeito s’ok, it’s because I tried that crazy position from Inoo’s sex book and hurt my head lol
1 minute ago via web in reply to SirKeito
SirKeito @llamallamaduck XDDDDDD I FUCKING LOVE YOU CHII
less than 20 seconds ago via web in reply to llamallamaduck
llamallamaduck @SirKeito ilu too Katie :D
less than 5 seconds ago via web in reply to SirKeito