Title: Best. Birthday. Ever.
Author:
hotfruitsPrompt: 1. Amusement at
30emotionsPairing: Hikato
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Nope
Summary: It’s Hikaru’s birthday, and JUMP works together to give him the best present ever.
AN: I don’t even know lolz. Enjoy?
“Where are we going?” Hikaru asked excitedly, messing with the bandana that was tied across his face, covering his eyes. Smacking his hands away, Yabu playfully scolded him, “Don’t do that, you’ll ruin the surprise.”
“Yeah,” Inoo grunted, struggling to walk down the hall with Hikaru on his back, “Jeez, how much do you weigh fatty?”
“I’m not fat!” Hikaru screamed, pinching Inoo’s shoulders, “It’s because you’re anorexic. Why isn’t Takaki carrying me or something?”
“Cause I’m carrying Chii and Yama-chan,” Takaki replied breathlessly behind them, “Don’t ask why, please.”
“Oh,” Hikaru said, leaning forward and resting his chin atop Inoo’s head, “Okay then.”
“We’re here!” Daiki announced, opening a door and Inoo trudged inside, before throwing Hikaru off of his back and onto the floor, running away as Yuto giggled ridiculously, slamming the door close.
Tearing the bandana off of his eyes, Hikaru looked around and spotted a giant cake in the middle of the floor. Getting up, he approached the cake and starred at it, mouth watering as he ran a finger along the cake’s surface, “This looks so-”
Suddenly, the cake exploded and Hikaru screamed, falling backwards onto the floor, cowering in fear til he saw a familiar face emerge from within the cake, his fluffy hair covered in sprinkles and his naked chest covered in chocolate frosting.
“Happy Birthday Hika-chan,” Keito said cheerfully, reading from a card in his hands, “We didn’t know what to get you for your birthday this year, so we figured your two favorite things would suffice; Chocolate cake and a naked Keito. Love, JUMP.”
Hikaru blinked, slowing standing up, “You’re naked?”
Keito nodded, and soon found himself tackled to the ground, a happy Hikaru making very good use of his two presents.
fin