Silly Love
Title: 5 silly conversations Yabu had with Inoo past midnight + 1 serious conversation they had
Author: hotfruits
Rating: PG
Pairing: Inoobu
Disclaimer: Nope
Summary: “No, you’re my girlfriend.”
Written for the Yabu-thon
One
Yabu rolls over onto his back, starring up at his ceiling with a smile.
“I wonder if Chii will ever grow,” Inoo snickers, “I mean, what if he stays this height forever?”
“Can you imagine little Chii with kids?” Yabu smiles wider at Inoo’s snort, “By the time his son and/or daughter is eleven, they’d be towering over him.”
“Oh God, you’re probably right!”
The two broke out into hysterical laughter, Inoo hyperventilating while Yabu teared up, wiggling in his bed. Their insanity continued on for a few minutes til the awkwardness settled in, and with little chuckles here and there, they finally quieted down with a simultaneously, “Ahhhh.”
Yabu takes a deep breath, smoothing out his ruffled hair.
“I wonder how Ryutaro and Chii get intimate, with their height difference and all,” Inoo trails off.
Yabu gasps, sitting up in his bed, “What? Ryutaro is only fourteen, he shouldn’t even know what intimacy means!”
Inoo cracks up, “Dude, remember when we were fourteen?”
Yabu groans, burying his face into his hand, “Shit.”
Two
“No way!” Yabu whispered furiously, trying to keep his voice down, “You are so wrong!”
“I’m wrong? Well, you’re an idiot!” Inoo retorted.
“Maybe I’m an idiot but at least I don’t have a vagina.” Yabu smirked at Inoo’s shocked cry.
Asshole! I am not a woman and you know it, you’ve seen it!”
Yabu clenched his fist, “Rice!”
“Noodles!”
With a frustrated growl, Yabu grabbed his phone and hung up, throwing it down onto his bed. He sat there silently for a few moments, fuming, when suddenly his phone rang. Picking it up, he looked at the caller ID and sighed, answering the call.
“I’m sorry I said you had a vagina.” Yabu apologized immediately.
“It’s okay, I still love you.
Three
“Who would you have sex with, Akanishi or Kamenashi?” Inoo asked, yawning.
“Neither,” Yabu yawned too, pulling his blankets over his head, “I’m risking either getting an STD or being murdered. I’d rather call Nishikido short and buy him a dress then have sex with either of those two.”
Inoo chuckled sleepily, “For sure. How about Shoon or Hikaru?”
“Ew!” Yabu buried his face into his pillow, muffling his voice, “They’re my best friends.”
“I thought I was your best friend?” Inoo sniffled.
Yabu unburied his face, giggling, “No, you’re my girlfriend.”
“Well, in that case, Takaki or me?”
Yabu blushed, clearing his throat, “…you, I guess but only cause Yama-chan would castrate me if I ever touched his boy.”
Four
“Seriously, those two need to just fight it out already. It’s getting so awkward,” Inoo popped his bubblegum, smacking his lips.
“We could get them into a boxing ring,” Yabu mused, “I’m sure Ueda-kun could help us.”
“Boxing is lame, we would need something classier cause Keito is a classy kind of guy.”
Yabu pondered for a minute, listening to Inoo’s quiet breathing.
“Oh, I know!” Inoo snapped his fingers, “Medieval jousting!”
Yabu grinned, “Right, cause Keito is British.”
“Exactly. We get Yuto and Hikaru and dress them up in armor, find a couple of horses and those jousting sticks, force Keito to wear a pretty dress and wallah,” Inoo paused, his bed squeaking in the background, “Entertainment for us.”
“Bloody brilliant,” Yabu said in a horrendous British accent, smiling when Inoo began to laugh loudly.
Five
“Where the hell did you hear that?” Yabu asked, clipping his toe nails.
“People, mostly girls on the internet. It’s kind of hilarious,” Inoo paused and began playing the keyboard, continuing as he played a soft melody, “I mean, where do people come up with these things?”
“I don’t know,” Yabu shrugged, “But if Tanaka ever finds out people think he’s Mexican and not Japanese, he’ll probably throw a fit.”
The melody stopped and Inoo laughed, “For his birthday, we should convince KAT-TUN to throw him a fiesta, with a piñata and everything.”
Yabu snickered, trying to control his laughter as he clipped his little toe nail.
+ One
Three thirty in the morning and Yabu’s phone rings, quietly beside his pillow. Blinking his sleepless eyes, he picks up the phone and smiles, answering it, “Hey Kei-chan.”
“Hey Kou-chan,” Inoo whispers, “Couldn’t sleep.”
Yabu frowns, detecting an air of sadness in Inoo’s tone, “You alright Kei? You sound sad.”
“I am sad,” Inoo sighs, his blankets rustling in the background, “I think I’m in love.”
Yabu’s eyes widened as he starred straight ahead, the image of a sad Inoo entering his mind, curled up in a small ball under his blankets, his eyes filling with silent tears and his wavy hair fanned out across the pillow, his bangs covering his beautiful face.
“I bet they love you too,” Yabu tilted his head back and looked outside his window, the stars and moon illuminating the sky, “You’re really easy to love, Kei.”
“You think so?”
Yabu nodded, “Yeah, I mean,” he took a deep breath, praying to the night sky, “I fell in love with you.”
Everything was silent, and Yabu closed his eyes, cursing himself when Inoo interrupted him.
“Thank you Kou-chan.”
Yabu smiled.
Author: hotfruits
Rating: PG
Pairing: Inoobu
Disclaimer: Nope
Summary: “No, you’re my girlfriend.”
Written for the Yabu-thon
One
Yabu rolls over onto his back, starring up at his ceiling with a smile.
“I wonder if Chii will ever grow,” Inoo snickers, “I mean, what if he stays this height forever?”
“Can you imagine little Chii with kids?” Yabu smiles wider at Inoo’s snort, “By the time his son and/or daughter is eleven, they’d be towering over him.”
“Oh God, you’re probably right!”
The two broke out into hysterical laughter, Inoo hyperventilating while Yabu teared up, wiggling in his bed. Their insanity continued on for a few minutes til the awkwardness settled in, and with little chuckles here and there, they finally quieted down with a simultaneously, “Ahhhh.”
Yabu takes a deep breath, smoothing out his ruffled hair.
“I wonder how Ryutaro and Chii get intimate, with their height difference and all,” Inoo trails off.
Yabu gasps, sitting up in his bed, “What? Ryutaro is only fourteen, he shouldn’t even know what intimacy means!”
Inoo cracks up, “Dude, remember when we were fourteen?”
Yabu groans, burying his face into his hand, “Shit.”
Two
“No way!” Yabu whispered furiously, trying to keep his voice down, “You are so wrong!”
“I’m wrong? Well, you’re an idiot!” Inoo retorted.
“Maybe I’m an idiot but at least I don’t have a vagina.” Yabu smirked at Inoo’s shocked cry.
Asshole! I am not a woman and you know it, you’ve seen it!”
Yabu clenched his fist, “Rice!”
“Noodles!”
With a frustrated growl, Yabu grabbed his phone and hung up, throwing it down onto his bed. He sat there silently for a few moments, fuming, when suddenly his phone rang. Picking it up, he looked at the caller ID and sighed, answering the call.
“I’m sorry I said you had a vagina.” Yabu apologized immediately.
“It’s okay, I still love you.
Three
“Who would you have sex with, Akanishi or Kamenashi?” Inoo asked, yawning.
“Neither,” Yabu yawned too, pulling his blankets over his head, “I’m risking either getting an STD or being murdered. I’d rather call Nishikido short and buy him a dress then have sex with either of those two.”
Inoo chuckled sleepily, “For sure. How about Shoon or Hikaru?”
“Ew!” Yabu buried his face into his pillow, muffling his voice, “They’re my best friends.”
“I thought I was your best friend?” Inoo sniffled.
Yabu unburied his face, giggling, “No, you’re my girlfriend.”
“Well, in that case, Takaki or me?”
Yabu blushed, clearing his throat, “…you, I guess but only cause Yama-chan would castrate me if I ever touched his boy.”
Four
“Seriously, those two need to just fight it out already. It’s getting so awkward,” Inoo popped his bubblegum, smacking his lips.
“We could get them into a boxing ring,” Yabu mused, “I’m sure Ueda-kun could help us.”
“Boxing is lame, we would need something classier cause Keito is a classy kind of guy.”
Yabu pondered for a minute, listening to Inoo’s quiet breathing.
“Oh, I know!” Inoo snapped his fingers, “Medieval jousting!”
Yabu grinned, “Right, cause Keito is British.”
“Exactly. We get Yuto and Hikaru and dress them up in armor, find a couple of horses and those jousting sticks, force Keito to wear a pretty dress and wallah,” Inoo paused, his bed squeaking in the background, “Entertainment for us.”
“Bloody brilliant,” Yabu said in a horrendous British accent, smiling when Inoo began to laugh loudly.
Five
“Where the hell did you hear that?” Yabu asked, clipping his toe nails.
“People, mostly girls on the internet. It’s kind of hilarious,” Inoo paused and began playing the keyboard, continuing as he played a soft melody, “I mean, where do people come up with these things?”
“I don’t know,” Yabu shrugged, “But if Tanaka ever finds out people think he’s Mexican and not Japanese, he’ll probably throw a fit.”
The melody stopped and Inoo laughed, “For his birthday, we should convince KAT-TUN to throw him a fiesta, with a piñata and everything.”
Yabu snickered, trying to control his laughter as he clipped his little toe nail.
+ One
Three thirty in the morning and Yabu’s phone rings, quietly beside his pillow. Blinking his sleepless eyes, he picks up the phone and smiles, answering it, “Hey Kei-chan.”
“Hey Kou-chan,” Inoo whispers, “Couldn’t sleep.”
Yabu frowns, detecting an air of sadness in Inoo’s tone, “You alright Kei? You sound sad.”
“I am sad,” Inoo sighs, his blankets rustling in the background, “I think I’m in love.”
Yabu’s eyes widened as he starred straight ahead, the image of a sad Inoo entering his mind, curled up in a small ball under his blankets, his eyes filling with silent tears and his wavy hair fanned out across the pillow, his bangs covering his beautiful face.
“I bet they love you too,” Yabu tilted his head back and looked outside his window, the stars and moon illuminating the sky, “You’re really easy to love, Kei.”
“You think so?”
Yabu nodded, “Yeah, I mean,” he took a deep breath, praying to the night sky, “I fell in love with you.”
Everything was silent, and Yabu closed his eyes, cursing himself when Inoo interrupted him.
“Thank you Kou-chan.”
Yabu smiled.