6-10 Crenny
6. In The Dark
"Kenny, get your hand off my nuts."
"Dude, just cuz the lights are out doesn't mean I'm gonna molest you or anything. (I can do that enough when the lights are on..)"
"We're the only ones here and you're right next to me, dumbass."
"Well you can't say you're not enjoying it."
7. Threesome
"This isn't exactly what comes to mind when I think of threesomes."
"Just shut up and stop wiggling so fucking much before I do something about it."
"Oh yeah? Something like what? I sincerely hope it involves me on my back..."
"F-fellas, I can move to another s-seat if ya want...'m sure Eric'll let m-me sit with him..."
"Shut up, Butters."
"Yeah Buttercup, you're more than welcome here in my lap or between my thighs."
"Down boy."
"Suck or swallow?"
"Oh h-hamburgers!"
8. Date Night
"What do you mean that was a good movie?! Wendy dragged me to go see it and I fell asleep not even halfway through. What's your secret, dude?"
"H and B, dude. H and B. It makes even the shittiest of movies seem fucking rad."
"The hell is H and B?"
"Head and Buttsex."
"A-aw, Kenny, come on! I don't want to hear about the shit you and Craig do in the back of movie theaters!"
"Who ever said we were in the back, Stan the man?"
9. The Real Deal
"Now THIS is what I'm talking about when I say threesomes."
"I'm going to kick your fucking face in when I get untied you fucker! Just you wait. I'm not letting this french asshole fuck me!"
"Never fear babe, you're not the one getting fucked by him tonight. Just sit back....and relax."
"Zis wazn't exactly part of ze contract, Kenny."
"No, but I don't hear you complaining, Tophers."
"Call me zat again and you'll be acquainted wiz my shovel."
"Oho, I love it when you talk dirty to me."
10. Season's Greetings
"Yo."
"Hey dude. You look like shit."
"Aw you're so sweet, it warms my heart."
"Cut the crap and get your ass in here, you fucking reek."
"Yeah, blame the gigantic mutant turkey."
"Nothing says Happy Holidays like the destruction of this piece of shit town."
"No shit....Soo...how big of a chance is there that you'll join me for a shower, ay?"
"I'd say its pretty high."
"Sweet! Nothing says healing like buttsex in the shower."
"Yeah, yeah, hurry up and take your pants off, dilhole."
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So yeah, five more. Stan, Butters and Christophe make guest appearances. Hatechu you french asswipe. Hatechu and your sexy sexy accent and your phallic shovel. Dammit. God fucking dammit, buttsex. The things I do for you.
"Kenny, get your hand off my nuts."
"Dude, just cuz the lights are out doesn't mean I'm gonna molest you or anything. (I can do that enough when the lights are on..)"
"We're the only ones here and you're right next to me, dumbass."
"Well you can't say you're not enjoying it."
7. Threesome
"This isn't exactly what comes to mind when I think of threesomes."
"Just shut up and stop wiggling so fucking much before I do something about it."
"Oh yeah? Something like what? I sincerely hope it involves me on my back..."
"F-fellas, I can move to another s-seat if ya want...'m sure Eric'll let m-me sit with him..."
"Shut up, Butters."
"Yeah Buttercup, you're more than welcome here in my lap or between my thighs."
"Down boy."
"Suck or swallow?"
"Oh h-hamburgers!"
8. Date Night
"What do you mean that was a good movie?! Wendy dragged me to go see it and I fell asleep not even halfway through. What's your secret, dude?"
"H and B, dude. H and B. It makes even the shittiest of movies seem fucking rad."
"The hell is H and B?"
"Head and Buttsex."
"A-aw, Kenny, come on! I don't want to hear about the shit you and Craig do in the back of movie theaters!"
"Who ever said we were in the back, Stan the man?"
9. The Real Deal
"Now THIS is what I'm talking about when I say threesomes."
"I'm going to kick your fucking face in when I get untied you fucker! Just you wait. I'm not letting this french asshole fuck me!"
"Never fear babe, you're not the one getting fucked by him tonight. Just sit back....and relax."
"Zis wazn't exactly part of ze contract, Kenny."
"No, but I don't hear you complaining, Tophers."
"Call me zat again and you'll be acquainted wiz my shovel."
"Oho, I love it when you talk dirty to me."
10. Season's Greetings
"Yo."
"Hey dude. You look like shit."
"Aw you're so sweet, it warms my heart."
"Cut the crap and get your ass in here, you fucking reek."
"Yeah, blame the gigantic mutant turkey."
"Nothing says Happy Holidays like the destruction of this piece of shit town."
"No shit....Soo...how big of a chance is there that you'll join me for a shower, ay?"
"I'd say its pretty high."
"Sweet! Nothing says healing like buttsex in the shower."
"Yeah, yeah, hurry up and take your pants off, dilhole."
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So yeah, five more. Stan, Butters and Christophe make guest appearances. Hatechu you french asswipe. Hatechu and your sexy sexy accent and your phallic shovel. Dammit. God fucking dammit, buttsex. The things I do for you.