beware, 8475980735 massive images, just got new digicam, that even though I don't know how to use most of the functions, kicks the ass. Dialup users beware. PLease don't make fun of me for being the biggest dork ever.
I drink lots of coffee, me teeth are starting to show it.
there is one really annoying bit of hair that is too short to fit in a ponytail and it pisses me off, I am so tempted to just chop it off.
for those of you who desired to see my boogers.
I look like one of those bitchy girls I used to hate in high school.
I'm not sure what this effect if for, but it makes my feathers hair look awesome.
I can rock the Bill Clinton nose.
this picture looks so retro for some reason, it could be a 1960's high school portrait if I wore a blouse with a rounded collar.
wonk.
Some pictures taken in super stop and shop with a shitty as disposable camera. X-posted to my journal.
back to one of my favorite haunts. Note that I am wearing a "bibleman" shirt.
THE CONNECTICUT EGGBEATER MASSACRE would be an awesome movie title.
on to more photos of me holding suggestive sounding products up to my chest.
BREAST SOLUTIONS...I think I might be able to use this, maybe it would be better than sticking wads of plastic, coated silicone into my bra.
this is the best face ever...I wish I looked like that.
cock soups and cunt fungus treatment...yum.
mmm....extra moist passover brownie mix...mmmmmm.
the cock soup has new packaging! this is the most exciting thing that has happened since I got home.
MOUNDS
pleaser pack...thats almost as good as wisker lickins.
NIPS have been around a long time, but I never really thought of them in this context before.
PIRATE'S BOOTY YARRRRRRRR!!!!
teenee beanees, that says it all.
until next time...I still have 1 more disposable camera to use up.