Sex

May 22, 2003 17:36

Q thinks I define myself in terms of sordid male fantasies.

I don't. I just want sex.

Sex, anyone?

I've heard it's quite nice.

I'm very good.

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Pathetic. qcontinuum May 22 2003, 11:26:05 UTC
Randomly shouting "I want sex!" at total strangers has never gotten anyone laid. Apparently, humans believe that if you are offering it indiscriminately, it can't be worth very much. Thus, although human males fantasize about having females employ the male strategy of hitting on everything in sight, when someone actually *does* it they lose interest (which ought to tip them off that it's an absurdly stupid strategy anyway.)

If you genuinely want sex, you'll need to change your strategy. First, be selective. Choose your prospective partners carefully. It's always helpful if you put their entire species on trial and they win they're not involved with anyone else except possibly either a First Officer or a Chief Medical Officer they have this kind of tense will-they-or-won't-they thing going on with. But then don't approach them with "You want me, you know you want me"-- even if you're a telepath and they *do*, that doesn't work. Also, putting them in a shuttlecraft until they accede to your demands or telling them that they will save ( ... )

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hotmutantbabe May 22 2003, 11:28:26 UTC
So if I do that will you have sex with me?

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No. qcontinuum May 22 2003, 12:00:47 UTC
But if you have a starship to order me off of, I might consider it.

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hotmutantbabe May 22 2003, 12:17:02 UTC
Look, I can't do dimensions. Is it my fault I had to be the Psychotic Female Cliche here?

At least Jack gets to be vaguely entertaining.

*sulks*

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mr_infinity January 27 2004, 02:35:55 UTC
You seem fun...

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hotmutantbabe January 27 2004, 02:38:50 UTC

I'm more of a two-dimensional representation of male fears of unbridled female sexuality, but thanks anyway.

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mr_infinity January 27 2004, 02:41:59 UTC
You lost me. How exactly has that ever been scary?

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mr_infinity January 27 2004, 02:42:44 UTC
You lost me. How exactly has that ever been scary?

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