Randomly shouting "I want sex!" at total strangers has never gotten anyone laid. Apparently, humans believe that if you are offering it indiscriminately, it can't be worth very much. Thus, although human males fantasize about having females employ the male strategy of hitting on everything in sight, when someone actually *does* it they lose interest (which ought to tip them off that it's an absurdly stupid strategy anyway.)
If you genuinely want sex, you'll need to change your strategy. First, be selective. Choose your prospective partners carefully. It's always helpful if you put their entire species on trial and they win they're not involved with anyone else except possibly either a First Officer or a Chief Medical Officer they have this kind of tense will-they-or-won't-they thing going on with. But then don't approach them with "You want me, you know you want me"-- even if you're a telepath and they *do*, that doesn't work. Also, putting them in a shuttlecraft until they accede to your demands or telling them that they will save
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If you genuinely want sex, you'll need to change your strategy. First, be selective. Choose your prospective partners carefully. It's always helpful if you put their entire species on trial and they win they're not involved with anyone else except possibly either a First Officer or a Chief Medical Officer they have this kind of tense will-they-or-won't-they thing going on with. But then don't approach them with "You want me, you know you want me"-- even if you're a telepath and they *do*, that doesn't work. Also, putting them in a shuttlecraft until they accede to your demands or telling them that they will save ( ... )
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At least Jack gets to be vaguely entertaining.
*sulks*
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I'm more of a two-dimensional representation of male fears of unbridled female sexuality, but thanks anyway.
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