titles, round three.
c'mon guys, whaddaya, skeeeerd? ;)

--Dr. Bodily Harm
--The Bedpan is Not a Toy
--Hazing
--E=MC Scared
--What is Your Major Malfunction?
--Farting Dog
--There's No Such Thing as 'Bonkerser'
--Call Me Ishmael

( The Night of the Living Toilets: NOT GERMAN PORNOGRAPHY, haha )

in which Audrey becomes the youngest line editor in America, goes away on business up river and catches a chest cold.

still sick.
someone, someone, anyone...
fic me!...?
i'm so so very ill...

FIC COMING SOON.
promise.

ugh.
just got back from a two-day meeting session up at the boss-lady's house. great, intense, but tiring and i'm sick. so yeah.

ugh. i've got this sinking feeling.
blah.

but i've got fic.

( No Such Name, Part II )

saw 'my beautiful laundrette' today in class. was struck by rita wolf, who played young pakistani woman living in london with her family. what a gorgeous, gorgeous woman, looking a bit like dear neela (seems to be a resemblance only in this movie, however) if i daresay so myself. a trip to IMDB later and it turns out wolf's indian AND in "second ( Read more... )

... wrote the first two parts.
man i really should have this dedication to schoolwork/my book but... but fic is just so damn FUN.

( No Such Name, Part II )

so i'm giving it a shot.
fuck i should be working on the novel.
fuck it's 2:21 in the morning.
fuck i still have laundry drying.
fuck.

... so here it is. give me props for minnesota research! whoo!

( No Such Name, Part I )

... just saw the newsradio episode where maura tierney takes off her shirt and stalks through the office... and nearly fell into the computer screen. literally. seriously ( Read more... )

in which Audrey loses all of her friends due to her own failings and thus complains about it. on the ficjournal. but whatever.

um... crap.