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Feb 05, 2009 12:33

Holy shit. So Kimberly told me to look her up on myspace even after I got her number ( Read more... )

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mystikminx February 6 2009, 01:07:44 UTC
HA.

HAHAHAHA!

BWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

5 is pretty bad. 1 is like, ok many you screwed up. 2 is like, maybe they're twins. 3 is like uhmmm maybe you need to invest in this little thing called birth control. 3+...helllll no. that is some bad decision making right there.

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hotrodrobby February 6 2009, 01:49:12 UTC
You and ALL my friends are laughing at me. Even coworkers too. "Stay away Robby, she's fertile. You don't want to be baby daddy #6", "Robby, are you my daddy?", "Robby, if you sleep with her is that like sleeping with 5 milfs or still just one?". Been hearing it ALL day.

It's not fair. How could I have known? Nobody has 5 kids-one being less than a year old-and is still totally petite.

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mystikminx February 6 2009, 04:24:57 UTC
Oh hahahahaha @ the comments. I was gonna suggest you wear a huge condom and spray yourself with spermicide during the date to protect yourself from being baby daddy #6, and then rethought that as being crude, but not anymore. Seriously, consider spermicide instead of axe.

oh and then I read the rest of your comment. 5 and one is UNDER A YEAR OLD. Is she changing out notches on her bedpost for actual chitlings running around? Not to mention...one under a year...and she's already out looking for another baby daddy. Mmph. What a keeper.

Oh and she may be petite, but I bet a good amount that her stomach is stretch mark hell.

Still. BWHAHAHAHAHA.

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hotrodrobby February 6 2009, 04:53:45 UTC
After talking to my room mate who KNOWS her and who by the way told me she was a good girl (WTF?!) and never mentioned the 5 kids until I brought it up, one guy is the father of all 5. At least she doesn't have multiple baby daddies, but um, no thank you!! What is my room mate trying to do to me?!

And based on my experience with moms/milfs/whatever, you're probably right about the stretch marks. I can only imagine what kind of toll 5 pregnancies can do to a girl's body who looks like she barely weighs 100 lbs.

Glad I could help make you laugh!

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