An inevitably successful blog.
Research has led me to conclude that a successful blog (i.e. a blog with vast readership, regular comments and a high number of hits from search engines) should include at least one of each of the following:
• Bullets.
• Content that is not too long but includes a high number of searchable keywords. (Examples: Lindsay Lohan, porn, Harry Potter.)
• Porn.
• Content frequently referred to as "picspamming" or "camwhoring." More on this later when I figure out precisely what it entails. I am inclined to believe it has something to do with Myspace.
• Name-dropping.
• Cat macros.
I am informed that sharing porn on LiveJournal is currently inadvisable. Name-dropping would also prove difficult, as this is my first post. Hopefully Lindsay Lohan will suffice for both this category and searchable keywords. This being the case, I am optimistic that meeting three of the successful blog requirements will be more than adequate.
I'm certain the comments will begin pouring in soon, so perhaps one of you could enlighten me: what, exactly, is a Snumbledore?
• Bullets.
• Content that is not too long but includes a high number of searchable keywords. (Examples: Lindsay Lohan, porn, Harry Potter.)
• Porn.
• Content frequently referred to as "picspamming" or "camwhoring." More on this later when I figure out precisely what it entails. I am inclined to believe it has something to do with Myspace.
• Name-dropping.
• Cat macros.
I am informed that sharing porn on LiveJournal is currently inadvisable. Name-dropping would also prove difficult, as this is my first post. Hopefully Lindsay Lohan will suffice for both this category and searchable keywords. This being the case, I am optimistic that meeting three of the successful blog requirements will be more than adequate.
I'm certain the comments will begin pouring in soon, so perhaps one of you could enlighten me: what, exactly, is a Snumbledore?