An inevitably successful blog.

[hotterthansagan]

Research has led me to conclude that a successful blog (i.e. a blog with vast readership, regular comments and a high number of hits from search engines) should include at least one of each of the following

Comments

[fsshuuukitty]

There's not anything called a Snumbledore, Inui. It's a smashing together of Snape and Dumbledore's names.

I like the macros.

[hotterthansagan]

Oh.

Hmm. Why would someone do that?

I'm glad. I predicted you would.

[fsshuuukitty]

They do that with pairing names. I don't know why anyone would want to do that as a pairing, though.

It's good to know you're putting all that data to good use.

[hotterthansagan]

With - pairings. Oh. Hmm.

This requires further research.

My data always goes to good use, Kaidoh.

[sleepyfluffzzz]

THOSE KITTIES ARE SOO CUTE!!!!

[hotterthansagan]

The majority of them are quite adorable. I wonder if "cuteness" is taken into account when creating a cat macro. I have noticed that on occasion, it is not a requirement.

[sleepyfluffzzz]

THAT IS A SILLY CAT!!!! SUGEEEEE SUGEEEEEE!!!!

[hotterthansagan]

. . . Actually, I believe it is a trashcat. If the caption is to be trusted.

[friendofgon]

I don't think that's enough.

[hotterthansagan]

Oh? I've researched the subject thoroughly, but first-hand knowledge is greatly appreciated. Please, enlighten me.

[friendofgon]

First of all, the macros should actually be funny. Second of all, it shouldn't be this obvious that you're just doing this for attention.

And third of all... insulting someone already popular never fails?

[hotterthansagan]

. . . Ah.

Noted.

Insulting someone popular? Like Lindsay Lohan?

[kidoban]

((ooc: Bwahahaha, another Inui. Much love for you. Fuji's currently in France and staying offline, but when he's back I can't wait to have these two get chummy!))

[hotterthansagan]

((ooc: Totally looking forward to it as well. Inui needs a partner in crime. :D))

[kidoban]

((ooc: Wonderful! He'll post sometime on Friday. Hope you're around then.))

[hotterthansagan]

((ooc: I will be during the daytime hours! Probably until about 5:30. :) ))

[toasty_tezuka]

Inui. :| It's a pleasure to see you've joined LJ.

[hotterthansagan]

Ah, Tezuka. I'm pleased you're here as well. Perhaps you can assist me in coming to understand the emoticon.

[toasty_tezuka]

My emoticon expresses my only emotion, Inui. :| I would think that you would understand at least that much.

[hotterthansagan]

Of course. And the emoticon I'm told most resembles me shows no emotion at all. []-[] Which is equally fitting, I suppose.