An inevitably successful blog.

[hotterthansagan]

Research has led me to conclude that a successful blog (i.e. a blog with vast readership, regular comments and a high number of hits from search engines) should include at least one of each of the following

Comments

[borntokickass]

Oh. You're back.

What's with the cats.

[hotterthansagan]

Hello there.

Apparently, they increase one's blogging popularity. However, it is my conclusion that cat macros are more trouble than they are worth. I will be trying out porn next entry.

[datapwns]

Sadaharu, might I interest you in a lesson of how to turn off custom comment pages?

I'm afraid I do not understand the benefits of these so-called macros.

[hotterthansagan]

That might be advantageous. Thank you, Renji.

In honesty, neither do I. Porn, on the other hand, I understand the benefits of.

[datapwns]

Of course. Shall I ping you?

You seem to have a very deep interest in porn. When did you upgrade from Shoujo magazine?

[hotterthansagan]

Thank you.

Sometime around the sixth grade. It's been a while, Renji.

[bragginghor]

INUI-SENPAI!!!!!!!!!

HELP ME!!!! I'M A SQUIRREL!!!! DO YOU KNOW IF THE GOLDEN NUT IS IN THE RAINFOREST IN BRAZIL?!?!? CUZ THAT'S WHERE I AM AND I CAN'T FIND IT!!!!!!

[hotterthansagan]

. . . Forgive me, but I . . . have no idea what you're talking about.

However, a quick Google Earth search should help you find virtually anything you're looking for in Brazil.

[bragginghor]

I THOUGHT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING, INUI-SENPAI!!!

THE GOLDEN NUT IS WHAT'S GONNA TURN ME BACK INTO A HUMAN!!!!! HERMY-HONEY TOLD ME!!! BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARED FOR FOREVER!!!

BUT I'LL FIND THE NUT, INUI-SENPAI!!!! I HAVE TWO YEARS OF FINDING STUFF EXPERIENCE!!!!!

[hotterthansagan]

If I knew everything, Horio, life would be terribly dull.

I'm happy for you. Er. Let me know if I can assist you in any way. And good luck.

[toroooonnnndou]

Porn offends me.

[hotterthansagan]

You should give it a chance. It seems like you could use a little stress relief in your life.

[toroooonnnndou]

I have no stress in my life.

[hotterthansagan]

Your facial expression would indicate otherwise.

Do you need a massage?

[sushionfire]

Inui! It's good to see you here at brawl. How have you been?

[hotterthansagan]

Taka. Good to see you as well.

I have been splendid. And yourself?

[sushionfire]

Thanks. It looks like you already are better at Brawl than I am.

I'm fine.

[hotterthansagan]

Taka.

You should try making posts while holding your tennis racket sometimes.