75.

[hottesthoushi]

Well, would you look at that? I suppose I don't look half bad at all... I prefer being a male, obviously, but there are worse things that could happen.

My... The female body is quite interesting, isn't it~?

Comments

[sonotafailure]

...You're really pretty, nee-chan!

[hottesthoushi]

...Nee-chan?

Well, in any case, uh, thank you.

[sonotafailure]

Nee-chan is nee-chan!! Tomo calls all girls she doesn't know nee-chan!!

[hottesthoushi]

Does she, now?

[i_am_ptolemy]

You have been a boy and a girl?

[hottesthoushi]

Yes, that's right.

[i_am_ptolemy]

Did the gods make it happen?

((OOC: He is in awe. XD))

[hottesthoushi]

Yes, I think so. It's a curse.

((OOC: Awww~!))

[boomerang_girl]

You startled me, you know...

You make quite a pretty woman, Houshi-sama.

[[ooc: Sango titters at you.]]

[hottesthoushi]

I do, don't I? ♥

You know, Sango, I spoke with Kitty...

[anonymous]

NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED, TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
NOW I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE
JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR

IN WEST PHILAPELPHIA BORN AND RAISED
ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN' RELAXIN' ALL COOL
SHOOTIN' SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL
WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS THAT WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED MAKIN' TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED

SAID: "YOU'RE MOVIN' WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR."

I WHISTLED FOR A CAB & WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR
IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS CAB WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGHT MAN FORGET IT
YO HOLMES, TO BEL-AIR!

I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER"
LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM
I WAS FINALLY THERE
TO SIT ON MY THRONE
AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR