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[hottesthoushi]

Do you need protection from troublesome spirits, demons, or other enemies? Are you interested in what the future has to hold for you?

As a monk, I can perform exorcisms and make charms and seals to protect you and your household. I can also tell fortunes.

Fees are negotiable!

Comments

[pitfallen]

Using religion to scam the ignorant citizens of the city? Not that I haven't worked the scam rings myself before, but that's a different matter How despicable.

[hottesthoushi]

A scam? You wound me. How can you doubt my abilities so readily without even having spoken to me?

[pitfallen]

I've worked in phone sales. I know a scam when I see it.

[hottesthoushi]

Phone? And why, may I ask, does this look like a scam to you?

[number1gal]

tell my fortune!

[hottesthoushi]

Certainly! We'll have to meet up so that I can get a good look at your palm.

[number1gal]

Ok!

[hottesthoushi]

What about by the fountain?

[boomerang_girl]

...Do you think that that will work, Houshi-sama?
I mean, many people are not from our world... And there aren't many demons that can simply be exorcised.

[hottesthoushi]

It's the best we can hope for, isn't it? I wish I were... Better suited to a more common occupation, Sango. I'll find something, though, don't worry.

[boomerang_girl]

It should be too hard. I got a job cleaning, after all.

Perhaps you should open up a tea house! You're an excellent cook, after all.

[hottesthoushi]

Did you? Please don't stress yourself.

A tea house, do you think? Hm...

[senseandsword]

...Are you shitting me?

[hottesthoushi]

...Not at all!

[senseandsword]

You don't feel like you got a lot of reiki.

[hottesthoushi]

That's not very nice~

I'm not lying entirely.