I BROKE MY HEAD OPEN ON A POOP STICK ( Read more... )

UPDATE TO THE FART FUCK LAND

MY SWEET PEEPER HAD BABY

WE ROCK A SWEET GROOBE ON THE PEEPER

YOU GONNA HAVE A CLAMPED OUT JAW

THEN WE GO THERE AND YOU GET DONE QUICK

i HAVE FIVE KIDS AND I CANT FEED THEM ALL

WHO WANTS MY BABIES??

I AM SAD.
THERE IS NO SUN.
WHERE DID THE SUN GO?
I SAY WHERE DID THE SUN GO?

I AM FADING FAST.
MY HEATING BILL IS HIGH.
I AM HIGH.
MY BABY IS HUNGRY AND I AM HIGH.

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET TO A COMPUTER. SO NOS UPDAY DE JOURNBAG.

WHERE IS M 75?

YOU THINK YOU ARE A MOM??? I AM THE MOM YOU DAMN MOM.... I ATE BARNEY'S HEAD OFF AND THAT OTHER GUY BETTER ASK ME OUT ON A DATE.....

TOFU!!!!

WOW!!! TODAY WAS CRAZY I WOKE UP AND FOUND I HAD SLEPT FOR 28 HOURS STRAIGHT?!?!?!?!? I GUESS ITS CAUSE IM WATCHING THE KID CAUSE MOM DISSAPPEARED AND NOW I HAVE TO WORK AS A NURSE OVER AT SPECTRUM TO PAY HER SHARE OF THE BILLS?!?!?!?!?! ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO WAS GO READ MY POETRY AT POETRY NIGHT AND I'VE ONLY GONE ONCE CAUSE OF MY STUPID MOM ( Read more... )

Life sure is funny some times ( Read more... )

today was a tough day cause some guy says I told him my name was melanie when my name is really Tiffany. He made fun of me because I am a nineteen year old senior in high school. I was just trying to have fun. I missed a year of high school cause I got pregnant 3 years ago and they were nice enough to let me take a year off. If anyone makes fun ( Read more... )

My boyfriend is bossing me around. Always telling me things to do. I hate that. But I guess that is OK becuz I still get all tingley.
Here is my love poem to him:

Stinky Bastard.
I love your Stinky
Stinky pits
Stinky groins
Stinky feet
Stinky breath
Stinky earjam
Stinky farts
Stinky belly button
I still love you Stinky
Stinky Bastard.

yesterday had to be the most drama free day of my whole senior year. i honestly dont think that anyone has been through as much highschool crap drama as i have been in through out this senior year - and its only 2 months into it. check this out ( Read more... )

two words: cowgirl-style ( Read more... )