lex's post of our g-mail chat!
dontcha wish yr bestfriend was hot like usssss? subtitle: confusion is LEX
alexis: raccccccccchhhhh
13 minutes 1:54 PM
me: hi
alexis: yo yo
me: how are you
1:55 PM
alexis: eh donno you?
6 minutes 2:01 PM
me: im okay, running out
2:02 PM
alexis: k
me: so much to do, like always.
alexis: yea
me: mom has managed to jam pack this void of a vacation.
alexis: whoa void of vacation
me: with busy work like "okay, we have to rush and get you a planner!!!!"
alexis: uh
2:03 PM
get a filofax! nice one omg love them so organized hot
me: before your 11:30 driving lesson!!!!
i did.
alexis: ooh which one?
i'm homesick lately
pour french roast coffee on a napkin and send it to me
me: oh, of course.
alexis: i'm kinda getting nervous for tomarrow
me: are you doing the GIG tommorow
alexis: i have to practice more, yea
2:04 PM
i have an insane amount to memorize in 24 hrs its unrealistic but wahtever
i'm blinging this black peasanty skirt w/ gold sequence its poofy i'll just rock out
i'm going to wear my laruoccobot shirt maybe
2:05 PM
me: need to send her pressent!
damn
alexis: i knowww!
get on it!
did you see those links i sent you i found the best riotgrrly rach type gift for LAYLA
k well i'll resend later. go do whatever
me: im staying online for 5 minutes
alexis: k
me: then i can CALL you
alexis: k miss you, dump aim i never do it anymore
me: i know, i suck....
2:06 PM
alexis: nah swallow? o no you lick instead
me: lol exactly
hah, did you ever think id kinda go gay
alexis: yah not a biggie shock.
its chill, you more happy now?
(p.s.i'm going to write a childrens book called "goodnite moon, goodnite poon" & a matching lullaby b-side for "Pussy In a Can"
2:07 PM
me: HOLY SHIT THERE IS A CATAPILLER ON MY FLOOR
alexis: & Jon did so much work on my rap "Pussy in a Can" he mixed a killer beat and wrote a few verses its So HOT
me: thanks amazing.
*thats
my fingers like dont work normally anymore.
alexis: haha
get the TMJ? (strain injury)
me: oh, totally. me: people who listen to bikini kill are kinda gay by default?
alexis: "nice birks, lets fuck"??
me: thats my conclusion.
lol
hah.
alexis: like it doesnt have to be all earthmama
you know barneys bra dept.
dressing room?
me: i came to the conclusion that im kinda gay 'cause i cant walk in high heals without falling on my face.
alexis: o come on you have so many pairs of platforms tho
me: i want to do it in the changing room of H&M
2:09 PM
Platforms are not very leg-enhancing are they?
too man-pleasing, or dominating.
alexis: you really should..
tuturrific
i just made the most impressive soup yo.
me: call me?
please?
alexis: yellow tomato stew
sort of
me: PLEASE
alexis: i dont know where my phon is
me: should i call it?
2:10 PM
alexis: yah
me: oksy.
goodnight moon, goodnight poon is kinda my new favorite phase.
shit.
damn you.
that is like ringing through my ears.
i called, no responce.
im calling again
2:11 PM
do you have a home phone. cause i wanna walk downtown.