The game has been called on account of your ugly face, madam.

[houndofscales]

Yesterday was the strangest day. To kick things off, it was approximately the hottest day all year. In the spirit of trying to melt all things on earth, the sun's vicious rays all but murdered Porky's. The walk-in cooler went out, and the vent motor on the roof died. So, the oven was belting hot air into the store, rather than out the roof, and all

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[ibooklover123]

im definitely going to go mow your lawn, i don't want some crazy criminal attacking me with me mowed lawn, you need to have equal opportunity