He's a hot dog.

[houndofvalinor]

*bounds out of the animal pound the cupboard with new munnage.*

*sniffs the air* *sniffs some other dog's butt*

*sits down and licks his balls BECAUSE HE CAN.* >:D

*pads off in search of entertainment. Or food. Preferably both.*

Comments

[catprince]

*is hunting pigeons in the park*

*sees you*

*HISSSS*

[houndofvalinor]

*gets distacted from chatting up a good looking bitch by a familiar scent*

*pricks his ears, tail goes up*

Oh. It's you. Behaving yourself?

[catprince]

None of your bloody business >:|

*bristles*

[houndofvalinor]

Whoo. Touchy touchy. Catty even. :D

[bastard_irmo]

:D

UBERDOG!!!!!

*bounds over and scratches your ears*

[houndofvalinor]

IRMO! Just a little lower...THAT'S it.

*wags his tail*

[bastard_irmo]

*obliges you and manifests you a large bone*

Good to see you about the place! :D

[houndofvalinor]

The cupboard is no place for a dog. We need space to excercise.

Dude! Cheers. *starts gnawing*

[caranthire]

You.

You'll be the first ever canine to receive an official invitation to my birthday do.

I'll bring in some saucily shaved bitches too. ;)

[houndofvalinor]

*knee shake*

Will they be in season???

*slavers*

[caranthire]

It wouldn't be a party if they weren't, now would they? >:)

[houndofvalinor]

*drools* *drools alot*

Will that sheepdog that beardy has be there? She is fi-ine. >:D