1x01 [voice; English] (discedo)

[house_1_god_0]

Well, I'm using it. What now? I never really liked the Twilight Zone, or Lovecraft, for that matter, so this is tasteless. Could have at least gotten more original than "generic post-apocalyptic city", but I guess that's asking too much from whatever this is.

{But the 'whatever that is', he considers it} Hey...Did Thirteen slip something in my

Comments

[and_not_ginger]

How can you not like the Twilight Zone? The suspense, the twist endings, the constant probing into philosophical issues, the cheap rubber alien suits? What's not to like, really?

On the other hand, Converse are lovely. So I suppose you have rather bad taste in television, but brilliant taste in footwear. Interesting combination!

[house_1_god_0]

I just don't.

[and_not_ginger]

Oh, hold on, that was a bit rude of me, wasn't it? Even moreso considering that you've only just arrived here and deserve a response that's a bit more helpful. So, right. You're not drugged. You're very much here, and it's the fault of a group of scientists. There's no leaving unless they're in the mood to send you back, I'm afraid.

[house_1_god_0]

Yeah, that sounds like a load of shit. Try again.

[cerebral_foxy]

I don't think any shoes are going to get you out of here mister.

[house_1_god_0]

Of course not. Mine aren't magical.

[voice] forgot this sorry!

[cerebral_foxy]

Magic shoes?

Uhm...even those wouldn't help. We're all sort of stuck in this place, it's called Discedo. If your outside I'd find somewhere safe to go- there's monsters everywhere.

[house_1_god_0]

...You're kidding, right?

[ihasastopwatch]

Somehow, I don't think even the Good Witch could get herself out of this hole.

Yeah, anyways, welcome to Discedo.

[house_1_god_0]

I guess I'll have to go with the Wicked Witch, then. Whatever.

[ihasastopwatch]

The flying monkeys would fit in very nicely with the other local monsters.

[house_1_god_0]

...Local monsters. Are you high?

[sunnyd_licious]

Dude, I tried that too. The whole "take me home now, please?" thing. But, apparently, you don't go home until the scientists or whatever feel like it.

So...have fun with the whole ruby slippers thing, but I think the Good Witch of the West is just gonna think you're a tranny.

[house_1_god_0]

That's why I'll go with my magical Converse instead. Less gender confused.

[sunnyd_licious]

Huh...well, I still think you're kinda..ya know..stuck and all that. You and me, both actually. And you know...everyone else.

I'd say it blows, but...understatement and all that jazz.

[house_1_god_0]

Stuck. Right. I have to give you credit, this is an elaborate dream, trip, or whatever. It's not real, at least.

[twin_sai_kame]

Yeah, get used to it, whoever ya are, yer stuck here for some time to come.

[house_1_god_0]

Stuck. No, that's not possible. The "special effects" were so lame, so the Twilight Zone is definitely a product of the 60s and nothing else.

[twin_sai_kame]

Eh, it's possible, so get used to it, as far as I know, this aint the twilight zone, or the wizard of oz.

[house_1_god_0]

As far as you know. Meaning you don't.