Before I post

[house_of_straw]

NE1 wanna see naked pictures of me???

Comments

[udmguitarist]

*AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE*

Don't force me to post naked pictures of myself in retaliation....

[xelucha]

this isn't going to start some kind of naked picture wars is it? because then i'll have to stop checking LJ at work! :P

Naked Pictures Wars - Revenge to the Pervs

[house_of_straw]

A LONG TIME AGO, IN A COMPUTER FAR ... FAR AWAY ...

An Evil Galactic Empire of LJ Friends conspiring against all decency threaten post indecent photographic evidence of themselves.

Meanwhile a band brave but determined folk-metal rebels have been covertly planning to free the internet of the filthy shadow looming over smut-free satellite workplaces that are now threatened by the Empires newest weapon of mass degeneration ... 'The Porn Star'

While rather minor victories have served to undermine The Evil Galactic Empire's total annihilation of moral fiber in the universe, The Porn Star now closes in the last bastion of resistance.

Only one hope now separates the offices places of the rebel forces from total disgust ...

[house_of_straw]

Sorry ... did you just say 'I double-dog dare you'???

[scrapdog]

No. You still must pay the $50 if you want to get onto my nude filter. There is no other way.

[house_of_straw]

How depraved do you think I am, that I would pay $50 out of some obsession for you, and you in particular, to see photos of me naked?!!

You are sick I tells yas ... 'SICK'!!!

How does $25 sound to you???